“They’ve never asked me, so they can go f**k themselves!. I certainly fall into their old lady category. ”I would do it for the exercise. Making yourself dance everyday for six hours a day I think would be so great.“

…..Joan Rivers telling E! Online she is pissed at DWTS for ignoring her interst in the show. I freaking love her spunk and DWTS could totally use someone like her!!

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It’s clear that Mad Men’s Jon Hamm, Elizabeth Moss, January Jones and Christina Hendricks have been photo shopped to creepy proportions has some are missing limbs as Melissa from Cover Awards points out:

It’s been brought to my attention that there’s been an overactive Photoshop wizard working there magic at Rolling Stone. Where’s January Jones’ hand? Morphed into Hamm’s tumbler? Where is Elisabeth Moss’ foot? It’s probably a blessing they were all cut and paste into that cab backseat, it looks crazy uncomfortable.

It does look uncomfortable! But I love, love, LOVE Elizabeth Moss’ dress.  She looks like quite the vixen with that look on her face.

Do you watch Mad Men?

This shy baby Flamingo hides in it’s mommy’s feathers

See what these great sites are writing about:

Anne Hathaway cut her hair off!!! FL

Get Kristin Cavallari & Kourtney Kardashian’s look for less FG

Jessica Alba prepares to do the Venice Film Festival FYB

Don Johnson visits Jay Leno GB

Miranda Kerr does 3D topless shoot for Vogue Italia HM

Rihanna hits Atlantic City NL

Logo previews The A-List OMG!

Snooki responds to Jeff Miranda’s proposal SC

Jared Leto says good bye to his Mohawk SOMGWTF

Kitten gets down to business with an iPhone! TF

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Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky and fiance Roberto Martinez can be seen here at Sunday night’s after-Emmy party at ET where she admitted she is starting a jewellery line:

“I’m going to have a line within (designer Alex Woo’s) collection and it’s going to be out hopefully in May. We really want to take our time to make it right.”

Now that would be a neat job, right? I would love to do a jewellery line.  I’m not sure there is a demand for peen necklaces, rings, watches and bracelets though. I may have to think about this a bit more.

I would totally have a giveaway on my site should I be fortunate enough to get a free piece of jewellery Ali. Hello? Anyone listening?

I love these two together don’t you? They really seem to be the real deal and I wish them a lifetime of happiness.

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Lindsay Lohan posed for Vanity Fair just prior to her incarceration (and days after learning she was going to be serving time) in the clink and she opened up about drugs, alcohol and her douchey dad Michael Lohan [via:  USA Today]:

On alcohol addiction:

“If I were the alcoholic everyone says I am, then putting a [scram] bracelet on would have ended me up in detox, in the emergency room, because I would have had to come down from all the things that people say I’m taking and my father says I’m taking — so that says something, because I was fine.”

On drug abuse:

“I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have — never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done — to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”

On her father, Michael Lohan, unexpectedly showing up to her probation hearing:

“The worst part of it is you turn around and you see your dad crying and normally you’d be, like, happy that your father’s there. But then he has to go and do an interview right after.”

On when she first moved to Los Angeles:

“It was very go-go-go and I had a lot of responsibility; and I think just the second I didn’t have (structure) anymore — I was 18, 19 — with a ton of money and no one really here to tell me that I couldn’t do certain things … And I see where that’s gotten me now, and I don’t like it.”

Although she says she isn’t making excuses it does seem like she kind of is. Having said that I really do hope Lindsay gets her life together and surrounds herself with people who have her best interests at heart because up until her stay in jail she wasn’t from what it seems.

The magazine hits newsstands September 7.  What do you think of the interview excerpt?

Miley Cyrus doesn’t seem to be too choked up about her alleged split with Liam Hemsworth as she makes her way through JFK Airport with her mom.  The two have been in Detroit wear Miley was filming LOL:  Laughing Out Loud.

Now that Liam is out of the picture I wonder if she will get back to Twitter.  If you remember she was big into Twitter until Liam came on the scene and he poo poo’d the idea.  I guess at the time they were sharing a brain because she had to do the same as him.  I wonder who gets custody of the brain?

Justin Bieber wants Miley to co-star with him for a remake of Grease:

It would be a lot of fun. It’s been talked about a lot over the years but it would be awesome to play Danny “I would go for Miley Cyrus without hesitation. She can sing, dance and act.”

“I’d want some great people to star in it. Wouldn’t Susan Boyle make an amazing Principal McGee? We’d just need to write it into the script that she broke into song. I am obsessed with Susan. I would love to include Cheryl Cole as well.”

Justin really does like the older ladies, oui? First Kim Kardashian and now Cheryl Cole.  He’s got pretty good taste I guess.

Would you like to see Miley and Justin do a remake of Grease? Excuse me while I wipe the vomit off of my laptop.

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