I’m pretty sure I’ve heard everything now. Lady GaGa is featured on the September issue of Vanity Fair and in the interview she goes on to say she avoids sex because:

“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

Uh-huh.  Because that’s how creativity is lost. I am banging my head on my kitchen counter top right now. Does that mean when women give birth their creativity slides right out of them along with the baby and placenta?

And this artist doesn’t trust anyone:

“I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist.” Regarding men, she says, “I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”

Do you ever get the feeling some people are dramatic just because they don’t know how not to be?

She talks about hitting rock bottom with drugs:

“All I will say is I hit rock bottom, and it was enough to send a person over the edge. My mother knew the truth about that day, and she screamed so loud on the other end of the phone, I’ll never forget it. And she said, ‘I’m coming to get you.’” Gaga says they went to her 82-year-old grandmother’s house in West Virginia. “I cried. I told her I thought my life was over and I have no hope and I’ve worked so hard, and I knew I was good. What would I do now? And she said, ‘I’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, you’re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.’”

The September issue of Vanity Fair will be available on newsstands in New York and L.A. on Wednesday, August 4, and nationally and on the iPad on Tuesday, August 10.

Another photo from the spread below the break (NSFW)