Two words sum up why I would go see The Expendables:  Jason Statham.  De-freaking-licious.  I love that he is smiling. While I wish it were because of moi, it is most likely due in part to his relationship with the gorgeous Rosie Huntington Whiteley.

He plays a character that goes by the name of Lee Christmas.  Seeing as Christmas is my absolute favourite time of year, I’m thinking this is the Universe’s way (and crazy stalker thinking way) of telling me that Jason and I are meant to be together, and it’s just a matter of time

Anyhoo.  This action adventure was directed and co-written by Sylvester Stallone and is about:

A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator.

Jason, Sylvester and Dolph Lundgren are in Paris France for the premiere.  The movie also stars Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Eric Roberts and others.  The film opens in theatres August 13.

Will you be going to see it?

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