Oh, if I want your man I will have your man, bitches!

Angelina Jolie brought her Salt movie premiere to the United Kingdom and it’s safe to say that all the ladies got the ‘wear your FUGLIEST outfit’ memo.

Angelina Jolie wore her grandmother’s bedazzled nightgown, and I really don’t know WTF Kerry Katona wore except don’t be surprised if you see Kerry strutting around trying to peck up some corn on the sidewalk with her beak.

Leona Lewis somewhat gets a pass although the colour is a bit strong.  As for Angelica Bell? Her dress has burned a hole in my retinas and made me crave bell-bottom jeans.

When Angie first started out on this promotional tour her outfits were very sexy and nicely fitting. What happens from then to now? I just don’t get it. I will say her skin, hair and eye make up is perfection.

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Photos:  WENN