I  do not believe for one moment this is true.  There is no way Heidi Montag can say good-bye to her precious flotation devices affectionately known as her Double D’s.

According to the cover of Life & Style Heidi says:

I’m removing my breast implants

Also claiming:

It ruined my life and my marriage

If her marriage to Spencer Pratt really is over (and I believe all of this crapola is for publicity purposes only) she ought to give thanks to those two bouncing balls.

Personally I would build a shrine and honour them regularly throughout the day by lighting candles and chanting.  You know, like Julia Roberts does *cough*.

But that’s just me.

And even if she DOES remove them, the next cover will be, ‘boo hoo hoo, I miss my chesticles’.

Do you believe her?