I just about shot my lunch all over my computer when I saw this cover.  I think Jersey Shore’s Snooki and this Jeff Miranda dude have been dating about 2 weeks or so and he’s already proposing marriage?

I have 4 words of advise for Snooki:  RUN. FOR. YOUR. LIFE.

Too much. Too soon.  Too suspect.

If I had any doubt this guy was only after fame and/or her money I don’t anymore.

Apparently he also has a history of domestic violence according to the article in Huffington Post.  He tells Steppin Out Magazine:

“I want us to be together forever,” I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”

He’s not out for fame though:

“I will never break her heart,” he says. “She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullsh*t.“

As I’m typing this there is no word on if Snooki has accepted his proposal or not. She’s probably somewhere drunk out of her tree.