August 3rd, 2010 at 8:23 pm by
Anne

Praise baby Jesus. Bristol Palin has called off her engagement to Playgirl baby-daddy Levi Johnston (which if you ask me is a porn name). She tells People:
It’s over. I broke up with him,”
And the love affair this time lasted mere minutes. It started crumbling the day they announced their intention to wed. After that announcement Levi told Bristol he ‘may’ have fathered a child with another woman. Oh snap.
She’s only seen him barely in the past three weeks:
“There’s been no remorse,”
“The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family,” “He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played.”
You know, as much as her family is ripe for the jokes, you don’t want your future husband being a part of that. That shows how lowlife and tacky he is.
Not feeling safe because the pappers know her address, she is selling the townhouse she purchased and moving away although in the meanwhile she’ll be bunking with the parents. Now little Tripp can spend some of his formative years gazing at Russia in the crazy compound.
Despite having been involved with the sperm-donor of a douche she is still optimistic for love:
“I have faith that I’ll find it. Through this whole experience I know I need a man who’s going to be completely honest with me and someone who loves me and Tripp and wants to be with him all the time. I also want someone who has religious beliefs and a good family.”
It sounds to be like Levi is another Spencer Pratt. Like this world needs another one?
Photo: WENN