I’m pretty sure I’ve heard everything now. Lady GaGa is featured on the September issue of Vanity Fair and in the interview she goes on to say she avoids sex because:

“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.”

Uh-huh.  Because that’s how creativity is lost. I am banging my head on my kitchen counter top right now. Does that mean when women give birth their creativity slides right out of them along with the baby and placenta?

And this artist doesn’t trust anyone:

“I’m perpetually lonely. I’m lonely when I’m in relationships. It’s my condition as an artist.” Regarding men, she says, “I’m drawn to bad romances. And my song [“Bad Romance”] is about whether I go after those [sort of relationships] or if they find me. I’m quite celibate now; I don’t really get time to meet anyone.”

Do you ever get the feeling some people are dramatic just because they don’t know how not to be?

She talks about hitting rock bottom with drugs:

“All I will say is I hit rock bottom, and it was enough to send a person over the edge. My mother knew the truth about that day, and she screamed so loud on the other end of the phone, I’ll never forget it. And she said, ‘I’m coming to get you.’” Gaga says they went to her 82-year-old grandmother’s house in West Virginia. “I cried. I told her I thought my life was over and I have no hope and I’ve worked so hard, and I knew I was good. What would I do now? And she said, ‘I’m gonna let you cry for a few more hours. And then after those few hours are up, you’re gonna stop crying, you’re gonna pick yourself up, you’re gonna go back to New York, and you’re gonna kick some ass.’”

The September issue of Vanity Fair will be available on newsstands in New York and L.A. on Wednesday, August 4, and nationally and on the iPad on Tuesday, August 10.

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Russell Brand was involved in an accident that saw the £150,000 Lamborghini he was in hit by a truck.  A freaking truck!

The truck smashed into the passenger side of the vehicle where Russelll was sitting. He wasn’t able to get out of the car from the passenger side and had to crawl out of the driver’s side all the while keeping his sunglasses on because he’s Russell Brand and understands one must be cool in the face of adversity  A source told the Daily Mirror:

“The whole incident was pretty terrifying. Russell was very shaken. He refused to go to A&E despite severe bruising and cuts. He’s gutted as he had just taken loan of the car.”

He was leaving the set of Arthur in New York when the accident happened according to another source:

“It was pretty terrifying. This massive truck came out of nowhere and ploughed straight into Russell’s side of the car.

“The driver of the car ran around to the passenger door but it wouldn’t open. Russell had to climb over and escape through the driver’s door. He looked very shaken but he kept his sunglasses on.

The crashed caused £6,000 worth of damage, but more importantly no one was hurt.

You know you’ve got plenty of material to play with when the gust of honour at the Comedy Central Roast is David Hasselhoff.  Pamela Anderson, Jerry Springer and Hulk Hogan toasted and roasted the Hoff as well as Comedy Central’s queen of roasting Lisa Lampanelli.  It’s not a roast if Lisa is not there.

David was accompanied by his daughters Hayley, 17, and Taylor Ann, 20, to the event which ended up turning  into a Baywatch reunion with not only Pamela, but Gena Lee Nolin, Traci Bingham, Nicole Eggert, Angelica Bridges, Jeremy Jackson and Alexandra Paul.

The show will air on the Comedy Central channel on August 15.

Pictures after the break

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After spending 13 days behind bars for violating probation in her DUI case, Lindsay Lohan was released from jail in the wee hours of the morning.  Los Angeles Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore:

She was released at 1:35 a.m.,” “She has been sent directly to her next destination, which is a treatment center. And she will now be under the supervision of the L.A. County probation department. This concludes her custody.”

That treatment centre was changed at the last minute by Judge Marsha Revel from the Morningside Recovery treatment centre to one at the UCLA Medical Centre.  There was concern the original centre would not be secure enough and drugs could be passed to Lindsay.

Lindsay will spend 90 days in rehab and should she violate any rules during her treatment, LiLo will be sent back to the slammer.  After her 90 day rehab gig, she will be on probation and subject to random drug testing until August 2011.

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Paris Hilton practices her oral skills in the DJ’s booth of Privilege Club where she attended the Supermartxe party in Ibiza, Spain.

Something tells me it wouldn’t be off the radar of reason to think there is a chance when Paris is in her 80′s she’ll still be clubbing up a storm.

Sure her lipstick will be smeared all over her face as opposed to her lips and her cold sores will smile back at you when you look in her direction, but she will still be trying to stay in the limelight.

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January Jones loves working on the set of Mad Men and who wouldn’t? Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner encourages the females of the show to eat real well and stay off the treadmill (I think I just fell in love).  According to January:

“He (Weiner) would prefer we didn’t work out and that we eat really well, so we look like healthy women… I wish more women would realise that’s what men like.”

I’m not sure what world January lives in but I think Hollywood is the last place that wants non-skinny women. You’ve heard for years how actresses are told by producers to lose weight.  Actresses that do not need to lose weight.  The entertainment industry needs more men like Matthew Weiner in it. I heart you Matthew

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