Three Amur tiger cubs, the newest residents of the Wildlife Conservation Society’s Bronx Zoo Tiger Mountain exhibit. They are one of two sets of triplets

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A pregnant Miranda Kerr hits the runway TooFab

The photographer says she’s partly to blame for Paris Hilton b/f hit and run TMZ

Oprah scores an Oksana Grigorieva interview SheKnows

David Bowie to release mysterious new book LimeLife

Lady GaGa signs Giorgio Armani deal ReallyRich

Jenny McCarthy is one horny biotch HuffingtonPost

Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon History of Rap video NeonLimelight

Snooki has signed a f*cking book deal Pajiba

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The other night Jessica Simpson dined at NYC’s trendy Le Colonial with a group of 10 friends.  I wonder if her frienemy Ken Paves was one of them.

Jessica ordered Red Snapper (without the head!) and looked great in high heels and short shorts. She really is looking great.  I wonder if the hand holding the scarf in front of her tummy will set the ‘is she pregnant’ rumours back on fire?Anyhoo the group dined on Vietnamese pho, bison, sea bass, lobster salad and 10 orders of fried rice.

I didn’t know what Pho was so I looked it up and it’s a Vietnamese soup made with chicken or beef broth and rice noodles.

Cut me a break folks it’s a slow news day.  Besides I’ve been servicing my community. And no I don’t mean the neighbours or the court-ordered variety

My future husband and the man that inspires me to stalk and think very impure thoughts, Kiefer Sutherland is seen leaving Mr. Chow’s last night in Los Angeles where some very lucky biotch fan got to take a picture with him but more importantly got close enough to smell him. And touch him.  Oh, to be able to touch him.

I kind of don’t appreciate his bag covering his man parts but I’m going to let it slide. I’m in a forgiving but mainly giving mood, if you catch my drift, Kiefer (you have my address from the restraining orders)  I must say he is looking very fine in his outfit isn’t he?

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Britney Spears has reached out to Lindsay Lohan and offered to help her, but Lindsay turned her down according to sources of Closer Magazine:

“What Lindsay doesn’t see is that Britney is the perfect cautionary tale for her. If she doesn’t start to listen now, she could end up just like Britney did”

I’m not familiar with Closer Magazine and how reputable it is so I don’t know how credible this story is or isn’t. Lindsay has checked into a rehab facility to overcome her addiction and is said to be taking this seriously.  This is her 5th time in rehab.

There is talk that Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan is going to seek conservatorship over Lindsay. Although it worked for Britney (her father still has conservatorship over her) I don’t think I’m far off here in thinking it would be a complete freaking disaster if Michael Lohan got his paws on Lindsay’s life, money, career or even her toothbrush for that matter.

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Hilary Duff done did got her hair did and she did it darker.  She can be seen outside the Byron and Tracy hair salon yesterday where she is rocking an auburnish type of colour.  I like this colour on her.  Mind you, she has such a pretty face she could wear any colour.  I’m still in awe of the boulder she has as an engagement ring.  Still.  I will never not be in awe of it.

It’s so cute that she’s always making herself so pretty for her new husband Canadian hockey player Mike Comrie.  Don’t worry Hilary, after a few years you won’t even be shaving your legs or brushing your teeth for your man, LMAO.  Damn, my husband is one lucky bastard.

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Paris Hilton’s boyfriend Cy Waits (and perhaps now her soon-to-be-ex) has ‘allegedly’ run over the leg of a female paparazzi in Los Angeles after he left a club.  This is the same knob she was arrested with when cocaine was found in her purse.

And being the man that he is (allegedly of course) he fled the scene.  I’m pretty sure if you run over the leg of someone you’re going to feel it in a car.  Have you ever run over a plastic water bottle or a soda can? You feel that, so surely numb nuts felt the leg.  Assuming he did in fact do this because of course it’s all alleged at this point.

As you can see from the photos she was taken to hospital. At this point there is no word of charges.

I pray to God these two never procreate.  Together or separately for that matter.

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