Cheryl Cole Is Officially Divorced. More Or Less.
Today must be a very happy day for Cheryl Cole as her divorce from douchebag Ashley Cole is official! She must feel like a huge weight has been lifted off of her. Both literally and figuratively!
Her four year marriage to the footballer was declared OVA in 60 seconds. In Britain this is the first step where they are given a decree nisi, then have a 6 week cooling off period and thereafter a decree absolute will be issued.
Cheryl cited Ashley’s ‘unreasonable behaviour’ as the reason for the marriage breakdown. I think courts should have a box marked ‘douchebag’ that one can check off. It would make things much simpler and covers a great deal of ground, yes? And then to take it one step further a box that says ‘new penis required’.
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I bet this will make a lot of men happy. She is insanely gorgeous.
Omg isn’t she just perfection??? And yes I bet men all over the world are celebrating! Really makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with Ashley.
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Break out the champagne, Cheryl!!!
Lol woo hoo!! Time to partay!