It is the happiest of hump days now that I have some pictures of Kiefer Sutherland. He is with my nemesis his girlfriend Siobhan and a couple of friends in the West Village having lunch.  One of which gives the pappers the one finger salute.

Kiefer being in New York is one step closer to my plan coming to fruition in which we ‘bump’ into each other in Toronto and as we gaze into each other’s blood-shot eyes we realize ‘the restraining order isn’t effective so much’.  *Sigh*  I love when a plan comes together.

Don’t be scared Kiefer.  I don’t bite.  Unless you ask nicely

More hump day madness after the break if you can handle it.

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So much delicious man-meat, so little time.  Jon Hamm (he is of the pork variety and although I’m not big into pork I would love me a hunk of hamm) Ben Affleck, Jeremy Renner and Rebecca Hall (not to imply she is a piece of meat) attend Day 8 of the 67th Venice Film Festival photo call for ‘The Town‘.

Judging from the look on his face and where Ben’s hands are placed, someone forgot to go to the po po before stepping out on stage.

Ben directed the thriller and was one of the writers:

“That was one of the things that almost made me not want to do The Town. I thought, I’m going to be the guy who makes crime movies in Somerville, Mass. I guess from an actor’s point-of-view, you worry about being typecast.”

“People probably know who I am in Boston just because of Good Will Hunting and Gone Baby Gone. It’s a double-edged sword: Being the local boy you definitely get some support and you also…there’s tougher scrutiny.”

The trailer looks good! Will you see this film?

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Kristin Chenowith poses with her puppers on Broadway

See what these great sites are writing about:

Janelle Monae is ready to rock London AS

Vanessa Williams’ Desperate Housewives poster AG

John Travolta drops extortion case BBB

Man vs. Food heads to Portland, Maine BB

Methods of Mayhem Time Bomb [VIDEO] CSB

Does Heidi Montag regret her plastic surgeries? CS

Lady GaGa’s meatkini for Japan’s Vogue DS

Beetlejuice’s Glenn Shadix dead at 58 DC

There is a Karissa Shannon sex tape ES

Alexander Skarsgard’s little brother FE

Beating addiction is Jamie Lee Curtis’ greatest accomplishment FC

Nicole Richie thinks virgins are stupid GTS

Brooke Shields is relieved her daughters don’t want to act GA

Ellen DeGeneres does the Top 10 with David Letterman HUH

Halle Berry hooks up with Olivier Martinez HD

Paris Hilton & her nipples are remorseful over her cocaine arrest HM

Elvis’ unspeakable triangle LB

A never before heard Madonna demo leak OTS

Britney Spears’ former bodyguard continues with sex assault lawsuit PB

Rodney King’s girlfriend is Cynthia Kelley RC

Piers Morgan is the new Larry King SOMGWTF

How did Rachel Zoe become a celebrity stylist? SC.NET

Get Caroline Blomst’s look TFS

Nobody likes seeing Don Draper cry TF

The Romantics movie trailer TSC

Jessica Simpson debuts her denim line TF

John Lennon’s murderer remains in jail WF

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Justin Timberlake dons a wetsuit and rides a ski doo around the Malibu beach waters as he films scenes for ‘Friends With Benefits’. Doesn’t seem like he needs a stunt double at all as he does quite well on his own.

Mila Kunis covers up her bikini in a shirt (don’t a lot of guys like that long-shirt look on a woman?) as does Jenna Elfman, who also took some time out to play with her little man in between takes.

Richard Jenkins is still strutting around in his undies.  Seems to me he will be pants optional in this movie.

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Happy Hump Day! Dennis Rodman was at a party at Hotel Indigo in Hampton Bays in the wee hours Monday morning, and the mix of consuming way too much alcohol and having a tape recorder in his pocket gave guests an earful over the speakers:

“Rodman had quite a lot to drink and had been making shout-outs on the mike. He headed up to his room with six girls. Then, the next thing you could hear through the speakers downstairs was Rodman describing in full sexual detail what he wanted to do to them. Organizers pulled the plug before it got any dirtier.”

Six girls? The best part is Dennis’ manager Darren Prince isn’t denying it

“He was unaware of the microphone being turned on . . . I do know he had a few drinks in him.”

Oink. Oink.

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I find it most amusing that James Franco admitted this in an interview with the Hollywood Reporter [via Gawker]:

I spend a fair amount of time alone, especially when I travel maybe to something like this or for work or whatever, but I’m in hotels a lot for a lot of my life. And I don’t mind it because I have a lot of stuff to do on my own. I have a lot of reading to do for school or whatever. [pause, laughs] You asked! So, when I’m alone, I do masturbate a lot. I don’t know why. It’s like you have those days where it’s just like, I have a ton of writing to do, or a ton of reading to do, and you’re just like, OK, I’m going to be on the couch all day or in bed all day just doing that… I tend to have a four- or five-time day. [breaks out laughing] So, I probably would have if I was stuck under a rock.

Just think: when you are driving home from work, James Franco has probably already masturbated 3 times on any given day. I bet as I hit the ‘publish’ button on this post, he will be in the process of masturbating.

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