Monday marks episode 2 of Dancing With The Stars and we are sans David Hasselhoff.  Someone has to go and he really didn’t have rhythm plus his facial expressions creeped me out to the point I had to cover my eyes and scream at my husband ‘tell me when it’s over‘.

I felt bad for his partner Kym Johnson because David was all like ‘well that’s okay, life goes on‘ which is easy for him because he farts out royalty cheques, but Kym is now unemployed.  Way to try, David.

Now that I have that off my perky chest, the stars are busy practising for next week where the couples will be doing the quickstep and the jive. Pictured are:

• Derek Hough
• Chelsie Hightower
• Audrina Patridge
• Kyle Massey
• Lacey Schwimmer
• Florence Henderson
• Margaret Cho
• Michael Bolton
• Jennifer Grey
• Karina Smirnoff

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Photos:  WENN