I guess the orange jumper means Lindsay Lohan is bunking in jail for a bit? I don’t think the $1,195 Christian Louboutin‘s that she was taken to jail in are really going to make the ensemble look fab.  In fact they will make the pantsuit look like floods.

I see sadness in her eyes in that mugshot. Maybe the cocaine has worn off, I don’t know. TMZ is reporting that she will most likely be staying a whole month but she will be safe from the other women who may want to try and steal her Louboutin’s:

Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore told reporters Lindsay will be housed in  “administrative segregation” because of her celebrity status for her safety and the safety of the jail system. He also said the only way she could be released before her probation hearing on oct 22 is if the judge issues another order

I know I should be careful what I wish for but tonight’s din-din sounds a little tasty and it would mean I wouldn’t have to cook:

Tonight Lindsay will have a choice of beef and broccoli with rice.  And it gets even better …  there’s also chicken gumbo.

I could totally handle some beef with broccoli and rice. I would request brown rice cuz that’s healthier. Can y’all get a glass of Chardonnay with your meals in jail? Just asking. That reminds me of a story I heard (many years ago, don’t recall the source or if it’s even true) where Ivana Trump was in her limo and went to a drive-thru (a burger joint I think) where she ordered a glass of Chablis.  Now THAT’s funny.

Photos courtesy of TMZ & tooFAB