For those of you who had your panties all twisted up over the thought of Angelina Jolie writing an autobiography can relax because she’s not about to purge any time soon.

Apparently Showbiz Spy claimed ‘they believed’ the actress and compulsive adopter was offered $20 million to let us all inside the world of Angelina Jolie, but her reps tell Gossip Cop it simply isn’t true.

I still wonder what happened to the former bodyguard that was writing a tell-all? No word of the book.  No word of a payoff. No word from him.  I think TMZ needs to get on this and find that man (assuming he’s still alive).

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Kelly Osbourne looks gorgeous showing some leg in her short cream-coloured dress as she makes her way to the E! Studios for her appearance on Chelsea Lately where someone delivered her a basket of English-type goodies.  The camera adds 10 freaking pounds. She is shrinking!!

She looks great and healthy. But the pappers have caused her a lot of stress so she’s moving:

“A lot of people have been trying to take pictures of me in my house… and they broke my gate and my parents don’t feel safe now that I live alone.”

So she’s temporarily back at her parents’ house until she finds something else:

“I’ve been staying in the apartment until I get a place in a secure building.”

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Last night The Doobie Brothers did a live broadcast on Ustream to celebrate the release of their new album World Gone Crazy which is released today on HOR Records (I know).  If you had a chance to see it, you will probably agree that the band is as tight and fabulous as ever. It’s hard to believe 10 years has passed but I think it’s safe to say they’re back!

To celebrate this momentous occasion, one winner of I Need My Fix will win their new CD which features their first single Nobody, a remake of their 1971 hit as well as the ballad “Far From Home,” “Don’t Say Goodbye” with guest vocals from former member Michael McDonald, and “I Know We Won,” a duet with legendary musician Willie Nelson.

One winner will receive a special deluxe edition of the CD which includes a 30 minute, career-retrospective DVD, featuring interviews with the band members and footage from the band’s nearly 40 year career.

You can order your copy online on their website at www.DoobieBrothers.net

Founding vocalist Tom Johnston tells Billboard Magazine of the new album:

“It’s the best thing we’ve done musically in forever”

To enter the contest leave a comment telling me your favourite Doobie Brother’s song. Make sure when you are filling out the comment form that you use a valid email address as I will be using that to contact you should you win.

Enter as often as you wish, contest closes Tuesday, October 5, 2010 @ 4 p.m. et where one person will be randomly selected and contacted.  Contest open to residents of US and Canada only.

Glee’s Harry Shum Jr. attended last night’s Guitar Hero: Warrior’s of Rock launch

See what these great sites are writing about:

Well this is awkward. Wrong contestant crowned on Australia’s NTM [VIDEO] tooFAB

Snooki really needs to lay off the tanning. Her legs look horrendous TMZ

8 long-lived celebrity relationships AllWomenStalk

Pete Doherty charged with cocaine possession HolyMoly

5 great screen grabs of Pajiba’s Brian Prisco from last night’s episode of Weeds Pajiba

Elijah Wood and longtime girlfriend Pamela Racine split StupidCelebrities

Ex-girlfriend calls bomb threat to plane carrying ex-bf to his wedding TheFrisky

Police investigating ‘Sister Wives’ stars for bigamy Celebuzz

Christina Applegate helps design jewelry for Breast Cancer Screening BittenandBound

Will George Clooney ever marry Elisabetta Canalis? PopBytes

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I think I can finally identify some of these blinds from Gawker. Woo Hoo. The first 6 are from yesterday and items 7-9 are from today. Can you guess who any of them are? Is it me or are some obvious?

1. “From the delusional files, this former tweener/singer/actress has been in this space before when her story of being passed around between guys popped up. After a recent party where she serviced six guys, someone asked her why she kept doing it and she said it makes her happy and they are all helping her career. Uh huh.” [CDaN]

2. “Despite chronic denials, the ugly habits of this young star are finally coming to light. What is still surprisingly quiet, though, is the role that one of the star’s parents had in all this. A rather interesting case is currently being built against the parent for a variety of infractions including evidence tampering and possible drug charges.” [Blind Gossip]

3. “This male, openly gay B- pop singer has been doing everything he can to get a date with this former A list male singer who still has A+ name recognition. Even though the former A lister has been married to a woman, there have been rumors he is bi and the full on effort by our B- singer has been working.” [CDaN]

4. “Which grotty celeb was snot on his best behaviour when doing a photoshoot at a swanky store? An onlooker told us he was constantly “picking his nose and wiping it on one of the most delicate designer pieces on display”. Urgh! [UK Mirror]

5. “This aging, but still gorgeous C- list movie actress made a name for herself with one scene many years ago. The key is many years ago. Since then she has not done much acting until recently. It turns out that the head of a studio had a crush on our actress from that scene and offered her a role in a huge franchise if she would sleep with him. Thus a career was reborn.” [CDaN]

6. “These two reality TV contestants from a show that just started up again this week, were seen smooching in a car when they didn’t think anyone was watching. Our source tried to call the paps to get a photo but when the photog got there, they were gone. The thing that makes this scandalous is that one is married and the other is in a relationship. Not for long we think.” [BuzzFoto]

7. “This actress, who is the star of a very successful television show, has become completely obsessive about her weight. Not only does this talented star work very hard throughout the day (which is a workout in itself), she also exercises whenever she is not on set. In fact, she has been exercising so much and eating so little (less than 1000 calories per day), that she recently collapsed on the set. We believe that this single fact rather nullifies her claim that her new healthy lifestyle gives her lots of energy.” [Blind Gossip]

8. “These two celebrity BFF’s who both got their start on the silver screen, are having to majorly rethink their friendship. It seems one friend cannot stand the husband of the other and it is causing a major riff in their friendship. The married friend feels forced to choose between her husband and her best friend, because neither one can stand to be in the same room with the other without a gigantic argument ensuing.” [BuzzFoto]

9. “Which sexy socialite happily loaded up on Vita min Water, Tulle, Linea Pelle Vintage Revolution jeans and other freebies at Robert Verdi’s “Fashion Weekend Retreat” gifting suite? After getting a free manicure and filling up on snacks, the dark-haired beauty declared, ‘Give me an eight-ball and a midget and I’m in heaven!’” [P6]

New Kids On The Blocks‘ Joey McIntyre took part in last night’s 36th Annual Multiple Sclerosis Dinner of Champions in Los Angeles last night where the annual event:

Is sponsored by and benefits the Southern California Chapter of the National MS Society. It raises funds that support MS research worldwide, as well as vital programs and services for people living with MS and their families.

My goodness his eyes are hypnotically blue, yes? He looks quite handsome in his suit. My, what big feet he has.

Other stars attending this worthy cause: Shawn Hardwick, Nia Vardalos, Ian Gomez, and Donny Osmond.

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