“I don’t have a fella, but if Allen [Ludden] — or Robert Redford — were around, we’d have a very active sex life. Does desire melt away with age? I’m waiting for the day to come”

Betty White, 88, in AARP magazine via:  [NY Post]

Iconic director, vocalist and writer, Rob Zombie was on hand at the opening of Universal Studios’ Halloween Horror Nights, in Los Angeles where for a price you can have the living bejesus scared out of you.  You can even get the RIP treatment (the most expensive package) where I’m sure the price includes an adult diaper to go along with your scare.

Universal Studios is transformed for this event to include A Nightmare On Elm Street maze, a Friday The 13th maze and Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses 3D maze.  Now that would be freaking scarey.

I wonder if Rob Zombie designed that because I know he has in the past.  You should check out the site and in particular in the overview where you see past Horror Night experiences and people screaming their freaking heads off, lol.

Also attending the event  Bridget Marquardt,  Christopher Lloyd, Corey Feldman, Eli Roth, and Peaches Geldof.  Yes. They are still together.

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Stalker or fan? You decide.

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer filed an appeal in her case because of the charge being a misdemeanor, she was entitled to bail. According to TMZ, Judge Patricia Schnegg threw out Judge Fox’s earlier decision that she is to serve jail without bail.

Bail has been set at $300K and LiLo is expected to be free in a few hours.  The new terms? SCRAM bracelet within 24 hours of her release (no worries she’s had 2 before), she is not allowed to be around known drug users (um, okay so I guess unknown drug users are the way to go?), and must, at any time, submit to searches by law enforcement.  And bars (where alcohol is the ‘chief item for sale’) isn’t going to be happening for her anytime soon either.  Restaurants with liquor licenses are rejoicing as we speak.

So next time she gets a latte a cop can say spread ‘em and she has to comply? Is that it? Damn I need to get me some parole conditions.

I know we are all kind of tired of hearing about this drama, but what do you think of her getting paroled?

Photo:  WENN

Brothers and Sisters actor, and don’t forget former Dancing With The Stars’ competitor,  Gilles Marini was on hand in New York City today where he crowned Kat and Dave Fotheringham, of Raleigh, NC, as the winners of Pyrex America’s Hottest Culinary Couple.

These lucky winners received $10,000 and will appear in their own online video series in October where they will help to spice up your culinary world! You can view them at:  www.americashottestculinarycouple.com

Congratulations to the Fotheringham’s on the win and for being close enough to Gilles that you could smell him. I would die.  I think every kitchen has at least one Pyrex dish, right? These two are a great looking couple. Here is the video that Kat and Dave submitted (I LURVE their kitchen):

I guess the orange jumper means Lindsay Lohan is bunking in jail for a bit? I don’t think the $1,195 Christian Louboutin‘s that she was taken to jail in are really going to make the ensemble look fab.  In fact they will make the pantsuit look like floods.

I see sadness in her eyes in that mugshot. Maybe the cocaine has worn off, I don’t know. TMZ is reporting that she will most likely be staying a whole month but she will be safe from the other women who may want to try and steal her Louboutin’s:

Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore told reporters Lindsay will be housed in  “administrative segregation” because of her celebrity status for her safety and the safety of the jail system. He also said the only way she could be released before her probation hearing on oct 22 is if the judge issues another order

I know I should be careful what I wish for but tonight’s din-din sounds a little tasty and it would mean I wouldn’t have to cook:

Tonight Lindsay will have a choice of beef and broccoli with rice.  And it gets even better …  there’s also chicken gumbo.

I could totally handle some beef with broccoli and rice. I would request brown rice cuz that’s healthier. Can y’all get a glass of Chardonnay with your meals in jail? Just asking. That reminds me of a story I heard (many years ago, don’t recall the source or if it’s even true) where Ivana Trump was in her limo and went to a drive-thru (a burger joint I think) where she ordered a glass of Chablis.  Now THAT’s funny.

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Da best DILF ever, Hugh Jackman is out in SoHo with his wife, Deborra Lee-Furness and their daughter Ava after collecting her from school.

There isn’t much more I can say about Hugh Jackman that I’ve said a million times before because I think he is just the total package! I can even overlook the fact that he has worn white after Labour Day because quite frankly I usually picture him without his clothes anyways. Oink Oink.

But seriously, if ever there were a fine man (besides my husband) Hugh Jackman is it! I can look at him for hours. Enjoy!

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