If I hear another false alarm on Beyonce and Jay-Z being pregnant, I am going to throw a sharp object at someone.  Watch out!  Seriously, yesterday they were happy/surprised to be having a baby.  Today is a whole new story.

Beyonce’s mom, Tina Knowles went on today’s Ellen show and cleared the air for her non-expectant daughter and son-in-law saying,

“It’s not true. Not right now.”

And then she confessed that she’s actually the one that’s pregnant.  OMG.  Can you imagine if that were the truth.  Thankfully she was just making light of the situation.  But really?  Why can’t they just get pregnant already and let this circular story die?

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All of the rumors about the stars being pregnant, not being pregnant….man they drive me nuts!  Like Mariah Carey!  Is she porking out for fun?  Or is there another person in there causing the “new look”?  I need the truth!  And that’s not happening until Mariah says it herself.

The next round of Beyonce pregnancy rumors are going out the window till the girl announces it herself.

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