Charlie Sheen has spoken with Radar Online and says his drunken, (alleged) coke-infused crazy night was ‘overblown’ (he he he get it? coke? overblown?):

“Oh my man, I’m fine, “The story is totally overblown and overplayed as far as the reality of the scenario.”

Despite reports that he was naked, with a prostitute and raging he says:

“I know what went down and that’s where it will stay… under wraps.”

His reps came out and said it was an ‘adverse allergic reaction’ to some medication was taking. I could have come up with that spin and probably charged a lot less than his reps, but whatever.

Charlie Sheen Found Naked, Drunk & Raging

So Charlie flew back to Los Angeles via private jet where he is not only NOT facing any charges (in New Yokr), but is going back to work.  Let me guess? Is a pay raise in order for this douchebag?

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