What a lovely way to conclude the week but with some shots of Jason Statham filming his movie Safe on the streets of New York City. Makes me want to rub his almost bald head with my chesticles. Oink.

He’s got a number of movies that will be up and coming in 2010:  Blitz and Pretty Baby, Machine.  In 2011 he has: Gnomeo & Juliet (voice), The Killer Elite, and The Mechanic.

Jason Statham & Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Stroll The Streets Of NYC

That’s a lot of Jason Statham. That’s a whole lot of goodness. I’m always at a loss as to what to say about this man because I want to say very dirty, very sexually explicit things and the censor within takes over.  Maybe that’s not a bad thing

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Mel Gibson was all set to do a cameo in ‘Hangover 2‘ when they pulled out at the last second.  Mel got the boot and Bradley Cooper saved the day.  I could totally ravage Bradley right here, right now.  I love that man.

Cooper called his ‘A Team‘ co-star Liam Neeson and asked him to fill the spot of a tattoo artist in Thailand.  Neeson told Variety,

“I just got a call to do a one day shoot on ‘Hangover’ as a tattooist in Thailand … that’s all I know about it.”

Nice work Bradley!  I love Liam Neeson.  He is definitely the right choice whereas Mel Gibson was a sure way to ruin the box office numbers.  What were they thinking anyhow? Mel Gibson really?  They would have been better off not making the movie in the first place!  Liam will be a sure thing in this hilarious sequel.  It’s going to be a full on riot.

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Lara Stone is the face of the Calvin Klein Jeans campaign and the latest set of billboard ads has sparked a huge controversy that ended with the ads being banned in Australia.

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Their Advertising Standards Bureau spoksperson said,

“The Board considered that whilst the act depicted could be consensual, the overall impact and most likely impression is that the scene is suggestive of violence and rape.  The Board considered that the image was demeaning to women by suggesting that she is a plaything of these men.  It also demeans men by implying sexualised violence against women.”

I can understand where actual victims would be offended by the ads.  But the Calvin Klein jeans label is clearly just sexing up the campaign, which is actually very normal for the label.  To me the ad suggests an orgy… doesn’t make me want to buy jeans…. just have a nice shag….

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It was only a matter of time before Real Housewives of Atlanta star, NeNe Leakes succumbed to the pressure of the plastic monster.  Wanting to mesh with the Hollywood image, NeNe whipped up a plastic surgery cocktail that included, a breast implant reduction from her DDs to Ds, her nostrils were narrowed, and some liposuction.

This all went down in April and she has admitted that,

"I wanted a tune up."

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Some fans weren't too pleased with NeNe's renovations,

"People were saying "Oh, she looks so plastic," or [that] my nose looks Caucasian.  I love what I did. I didn't want to change my looks.  I wanted to look like the black woman I am, only a better version."

She does look better and she still looks like a black woman.  It's part of showbiz, everyone should let the 42-year-old woman live and let live.  I'd like to know why these ladies always get the jumbo jet boobs and then have to go back in and have them downsized to commercial class jets?

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Brett Favre really needs Jenn Sterger to keep his manhood (photos) in her hand. That’s the only saving grace that Favre can hope for.  The NFL investigation won’t go any further without the penis pics and Sterger has all the power.  Her little cell phone is like a loaded gun, cocked and ready to shoot.  OMG.  I did just say that…..

Jenn Sterger – Brett Favre Scandal = Permanent Retirement From The NFL

Her lawyer, Joseph Conway told TMZ,

“We just spoke to the NFL. We are continuing our dialogue, and all options are still on the table.”

In other words, Jenn Sterger is waiting for Brett Favre to fold and pay her off.  If that weren’t the case, we’d never have known about the dong pictures in the first place.  The only reason Sterger is holding out is for cash.  But we all know that Brett Favre doesn’t want to go that route, that would be him admitting what he did.  As if we don’t know it’s true already.  He has already shamed himself and his family.  The guy is a grandpa for crying out loud.  I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Brett Favre, either take the fall and admit what you did publicly or pay off the hussy and let’s get on with it.  Oh, and while you’re at, save us all the annoying trouble later and announce your FINAL retirement now.

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Lindsay Lohan was in the Beverly Hills courthouse this morning in front of crusty Judge Elden Fox. Her freedom is in his hands as he decides how to deal with her probation violation of testing positive for drugs.

Apparently a representative  from The Betty Ford Clinic attended with her as did her mom.  Father Michael Lohan was seen at the courthouse too.

According to TMZ, the judge ordered Lindsay to stay in rehab until January 3 and will NOT be sentenced to jail. He was impressed with her progress.  Also her SCRAM bracelet is coming off but she will be testing regularly for drugs and alcohol until the end of her probation in 2011.

Perhaps he’s not so crusty after all!

What do you think about her going back to rehab as opposed to jail?