Katherine Heigl and a friend leave the Bungalo Cafe

Charlie Sheen’s boozy dinner PHOTOS TMZ

LeAnn Rhimes ‘Shape’ Magazine Cover was a  ‘terrible mistake’ TF

Who’s that chick standing beside Taylor Swift? ABH

Anna Nicole Smith’s lawyer boyfriend found guilty AG

Sharon Stone’s got clear vision AYYYY

CONFIRMED – Big Love has been cancelled BSC

Mariah Carey FINALLY confirms the obvious [VIDEO]  BBB

Dita Von Teese has an entire room for her hats BB

Quote of the Day by Leo J. Burke BS

Kat Von D on the Joy Behar show CSB

Brooke Burke to Co-Host 2011 Miss America Pageant DS

Celine Dion reveals the names of her twin boys DC

Bvlgari introduces the ‘save the children’ ring FG

Christina Hendrick’s was mistaken for a hooker GTS

Kim Kardashian’s perfume launch  HUH

Camille Grammer became a Housewife so Kelsey Grammer could cheat HS

Who won Project Runway Season 8? SPOILERS HD

Axl Rose trashes his Bentley HOC

Sarah Jessica Parker smells like cougar spirit LB

No bitches allowed on Oprah’s Network OTS

Britney Spears’ Radiance campaign in the U.K. PB

Deadbeat Club Unicorn Chaser  RC

Robert Pattinson Halloween party RR

Who did the Snooki Halloween costume best?  SOMGWTF

Teen Mom salaries revealed S.NET

The Vampire Diaries’ recap TB

Photo: Aiden Pixx/WENN

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Oh geez.  Poor Audrina Patridge.  She must be mortified! Tuesday night after being kicked off Dancing With The Stars (which is a joke if you ask me because there’s some talent left that is not better than her and I can’t see how their fan base is bigger than hers either!) her mother Lynn stumbled out of Beso Restaurant  for a cigarette and because it’s one of the pappers’ hotspots, she had her drunken rant on Hollywood.TV where she said among other things:

“Audrina is going to f***ing rise. She’s got class. She’s a Polish, Catholic, f***ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s***t. It’s all American.”

She also called her daughter’s former ‘The Hills’ costars “tramps” and took aim in particular at Lauren Conrad.

“We’re going to f***ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a** little fashion s***,” she slurred. “That b***h wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”

Man if I had a dollar for every time she used the F-bomb!! A moment  any child would be proud for their parents, yes? You’ve got to love the Lauren Conrad dig.

I wonder what she meant by ‘politics’.  This still isn’t as surprising as the time Sabrina Bryan got kicked off.  That still has me floored, but then again I don’t have a life so it’s all kind of relative.

Maksim Chmerkovskiy makes me sweat and have dirty thoughts while watching him shake his thing on Dancing With The Stars.  But I am going to have to put my mind in someone else’s gutter because the sexy boy is taken.

Maks made his first public appearance with his new girl, Joni Kilmurry at the FIJI Water Presents Nikki & Rich event at the Puma Social Club in Los Angeles yesterday.

This Is A Pretty Big Dancing With The Stars Post [PHOTOS]

Joni is a very talented stylist who used to model.. um, yeah LOOK at her.  Gorgeous!  But only the best for Maks, right?  You can check out her site here.

No wonder Maks is so annoyed by Brandy on DWTS all the time.  He’s got his hot piece of tush at home while he deals with the whiney diva.  Speaking of Brandy, is she going home yet?  The fact that Audrina’s already gone still irks me.

Photos: Adriana M. Barraza /WENN, Joni Kilmurry

So this week’s Lindsay Lohan buzz is about a new threesome sex tape that is allegedly linked on Facebook.  Lindsay is currently in rehab at Betty Ford, trying to better herself and kick her bad habits.  Could orgies be one of those habits?  Maybe.  Her partying lifestyle I am sure led her into some rather “dirty” bedrooms.  And then of course in 2007 we saw her pose “professionally” in a threesome setup.

NO Jail For Lindsay Lohan, It’s Back To Rehab

Lindsay is denying that such a tape exists.  But how many celebs actually admit to a leaked sex tape when it initially surfaces? Lindsay is trying to rebuild her career and I am sure a dirty sex tape isn’t going to help her.   Then again, she is going full frontal in her new flick, Inferno.

Photos Of Lindsay Lohan Shooting Heroin Have Surfaced

I am guessing that some random morons with no life outside of their internet bubble made up this threesome rumor, posted an invite on Facebook and now the internet is buzzing about it, I am talking about it, Lindsay is responding to, therefore leaving the douches thinking that they have mastered the universe.  Amazing.

Do you think the Lindsay Lohan threesome sex tape is legit?

Photo: WENN

I've seen some odd couples in Hollywood, but this latest duo is something else.  But then again, anyone who dates Marilyn Manson makes my jaw drop.  He's so not hot.  So when America's Next Top Model cycle 7 winner CariDee English hooked up with the gothic freako, I was a bit um, shocked.

"They met when Marilyn helped CariDee on her album," a friend of Marilyn's tells the Scene Queens. "They've been seeing each other ever since. She loves how different he is."

Eva Longoria Parker @ SLS Hotel

CariDee has now dyed her hair dark and covered Manson's song "Coma White."

"Marilyn Manson inspires and supports me in my music," CariDee tells Life & Style's Scene Queens exclusively. "He has made me feel comfortable and beautiful with who I am as an artist and as a woman."

Girl, anyone who stands next to Marilyn Manson feels beautiful.  He's the scary side of Halloween year round!  But hey, if you didn't get a confidence boost winning Top Model, I guess Marilyn Manson is the way to go……

Photos: WENN

Hugh Jackman (my favourite DILF) gushed to the German edition of OK! Magazine recently about his wife:

“Debbie is the most gorgeous woman I have ever met,”She is incredible loyal and funny, she trusts me, understands me and she cooks great. In addition to that she is capable of some other things we shouldn’t talk about now.

That’s very cute. But when you get right down to it, men love a good meal (and crazy monkey love-making). Deborra-Lee Furness is one lucky biotch. the things he described about his wife seem to be the same traits he possesses.  They’ve been together 14 years and he has always felt this way about her:

“After three months I was thinking about a marriage proposal’ ”Family is the most important to me,” he added. “Everything starts and ends with my wife.”

That’s how it should be, no? He is totally unaffected by show business and that is so refreshing plus he is sexy hot.  I suppose given the topic is his love for his wife I should have included her face in the picture, but I couldn’t resist putting this picture up.  His biceps look awesome.  I think he’s preparing for (and possibly filming) Wolverine 2.