Jessica Alba is the cover girl for the British GQ November 2010 issue and I am pretty sure the pages are about to ignite.  This mother of one has a body and face to die for, but you’d never know that if you heard her talk.  Yeah, get ready to roll your jealous eyes.  I am only going to give you one quote from the magazine,

“My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger… every actress out there is more beautiful than me.”

Whaaaaa?  Why would woman this ridiculously hot spew out such negative things about herself?  I know that all woman have their own issues with themselves.  But come on!  I think Jessica Alba may have lost a few female fans on that one.  The men on the other hand… not so much.  They know what their eyes tell them.

Check out the steamy video of Jessica Alba’s GQ photoshoot below, you’ve been warned….it’s HOT! (more…)

Rozlyn Papa is the notorious cheater from Jake Pavelka’s season of The Bachelor.  Rozlyn was hooking up with one of the crew members behind the scenes while she was supposed to be on the show to find the love of her life in Jake.  Yeah, tacky.  Guy gets fired and Rozlyn get kicked off the show.  Super classy, eh?

Rozlyn was totally bombarded on The Women Tell All episode and frankly, should have crawled into a hole and never come back out.  But no.  Girl is a glutton for punishment and went out on a vendetta of sorts.  When she got word that Brad Womack was returning as The Bachelor for the second time, essentially getting a second chance, she thought she’d try that angle as well.  Rozlyn Papa begged the producers to let her be on Brad’s season.

Brad Womack Is Back As The Bachelor

Sources gave Us the scoop on Rozlyn’s desperation,

“Rozlyn wasn’t that interested in Jake, but she’s very interested in Brad.  She really wanted to come back on the show.  They always really liked her.  They felt that if she went on camera and admitted to everything she did, they would agree to introduce her to Brad and let him decide. Brad’s certainly a guy who believes in second chances, so they thought it might work. She’s interested in Brad, but she’s not looking for a husband.  Brad is really looking for a wife. They only want people genuinely interested in finding love.”

Well duh!  That’s the premise of the show.  Rozlyn Papa just wanted revenge on The Bachelor producers.  I don’t know what she really had up her sleeve.  Some ridiculous plan of sabotage I am sure.  But really.  Have you no self respect?  If you want to just play the field and date around, go for it.  But mostly, just go……

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With only three days remaining before Nadya Suleman loses her Southern California home, leaving OctoMom and her 14 kids essentially homeless, Nadya is facing another problem.

Amer Haddadin is the man who holds the note to the house and he has threatened that if Suleman doesn’t pay up the $450,000+ debt/balloon payment, he’s going to hold a news conference to air all of the nasty dirt on Nadya and what a horrible resident she has been since moving into the house.

OctoMom aka Nadya Suleman Is Getting Really Desperate

I am guessing that Haddadin has something really juicy to hold over Suleman.  I mean, the woman has made a complete @ss of herself already.  How much worse could it be?  My evil curiosity is eating me alive.  I want to know what he’s got!  Since there is no chance that Nadya is going to come up with the cash, we are pretty much guaranteed this conference.  Unless of course Suleman folds and decides to do that porno afterall….

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A source told the National Enquirer (yeah, I know…real reliable source) that after having been publicly humiliated by Jesse James when news hit that he had had multiple affairs during the short-lived marriage, Sandra Bullock is ready to date:

“Her son Louis is eight months old now. She’s adjusted to motherhood and to being single again. She wants to fall in love,” “But after Jesse, no ‘bad boys’ need apply. This time around, Sandy isn’t going to make a public display of her love life.”

I call bullsh*t on this one. I don’t think someone like Sandra (and by that I mean someone who is decent and isn’t a douchebag) gets over that kind of experience that quickly and I think Sandra is so  focused on Louis that dating isn’t probably in the forefront of her mind. At all.

But more than anything if her circle of friends can keep her adoption secret,  I doubt anyone who actually is close enough to her to know this, is going to flap their gums to the press. Especially the National Enquirer.

What do you think?

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30 Seconds To Mars hottie, and of course actor Jared Leto was surprised he couldn’t pull it off when he dressed as a woman:

“I don’t have the body for it. I tried to dress as a woman once. I thought I’d make a really good woman, but the jaw’s too big and even these little muscles, as soon as you put on a pink tube top, just look too manly”

He really is quite beautiful and there are few men who can be called that, but he doesn’t make a beautiful woman. And like a woman (because a lot of us do this) he took a long time getting dressed for his foray into the world of estrogen telling British Elle:

“Yeah, fishnets and a black wig, old-school French. I picked it myself. And I had a Russian accent,” “I was walking down Madison Avenue in New York thinking, ‘Wow, I bet people are going to think, “Who is that chick?”’ No one thought that.”

Lol. Poor guy. I’m sure someone walking by had to think that

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Nick Cannon is jumping on the sex tape bandwagon and plans on coming out with his own. And he will literally be alone in the porn. No Mariah Carey. Just Nick. He confirmed via Twitter:

“Yep! Once I reach 2mill followers I’m releasing a sextape… Too bad I will be the only person in it! SOLO SEXTAPES LOL”

The singer and host of America’s Got Talent turns 30 on Friday and his birthday wish is quite simple:

“Only thing I want for my birthday is 2million followers. Can we do it by friday???

So if you aren’t following Nick what are you waiting for? He can be found on Twitter at @NickCannon.  Let’s get that man naked! I can see him singing and cracking jokes during his sex tape.

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