The similarities between Kiefer Sutherland and I are endless. He wishes he could have sworn while filming 24 and I use certain swear words when I think of Kiefer. Isn’t that interesting? How many more ‘signs’ does he need that ‘we’ belong together?

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It’s funny when I used to watch Jack Bauer I used to think how much more realistic it would seem if he could have been able to swear.  I mean really, if you went through what he went through episode after episode wouldn’t you be cursing like a sailor? The guy never took bathroom breaks!! I’d be like ‘I have to f*cking pee, for f*cks sake’, right?

He told Empire Magazine:

“I would have liked to have been able to swear… I would have been the most foul-mouthed b*****d of all time. I’d have made Tony Soprano look like a choir boy,” laughed the star in an interview with Empire magazine.

I bet Kiefer would have been a very dirty boy, with a very dirty mouth that I would have let him do whatever he wanted with that dirty, dirty mouth.  Dirty boy.

He added:

“When shooting I used to say, ‘F**k!’ as soon as I got out of bed. I often think about what would have happened if we were on cable instead of Fox.

Imagine if 24 had of been on cable? I suspect there would have been nude scenes. F*cken right, eh?. He he he

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