Jason Statham is The Mechanic (okay  I don’t really know if he is but I would totally let him work on my car) and judging by this trailer, I will be purchasing a clunker in the hopes he ‘fixes my car’. That is code for having his way with me.

How is it gawd made someone so hot yet so unattainable?

I’m not sure if the video is intentionally without his dialogue but it’s still worth watching. Am I the only one who wants him to take me and take me now? My mom’s right.  I am a freaking pig.

However, I will admit, it’s a little ‘awkward’ with my  future father in-law Donald Sutherland (ummm helllooo??? Kiefer’s dad) in  the same film. Perhaps it’s a test of some sort?

I am trying really very hard not to hate that lucky biotch Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, but it gets more and more difficult with each passing day.

This movie looks GOOD. Will you be seeing it? Are you a fan of Jason Staham’s? The movie opens up some time in 2011.

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