I don’t want to be rude, but I have no interest in getting fit right now.  Can’t we wait on this stuff till after the holidays?  It’s time to pack on 5-10 pounds and then sweat it off after January 1st rolls around.

A Spice Girls Musical is Planned

Mel B is bringing fitness to you through the Wii.  I think it ‘s kind of funny though.  This is going to be the new trend.  Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser, naturally did a Wii fitness game.  But now Mel B?  Everyone writes a book right?  So Wii fitness games are going to be like the ‘new book’….. ?

Here’s the rundown on ‘Get Fit With Mel B’:

A comprehensive and energetic workout program made in collaboration with Mel B and Fitness First. Get Fit with Mel B represents the first title designed for the latest technologies, offering a brand new Fitness experience for home console. ITS THE ONLY FITNESS GAME THAT BRING THE PLAYER INSIDE THE GAME WITH A REAL PERSONAL TRAINER!
It features 199 exercises across 6 types of aerobic exercises: Kickboxercise / Pump and Tone / Advanced Cardio / Dance / Cardio / Step

The game is based on the solid combination of Wii Balance Board and Wii Motion Plus to detect the player’s movement and give real time feedback. This technology has been refined and represents a 3-product effort to guarantee the best fitness experience on Nintendo Wii.

I have a couple of the Wii fit games and personally, I’d rather go outside and shoot hoops, ride bikes, or something of that nature.  If I am on the Wii, I want to jam.  Happy eating this holiday season!

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Lindsay Lohan looks happy, refreshed and HEALTHY as she is on a day pass from rehab and smiles for the cameras. She is seen leaving her house to go meet friends for dinner. I sincerely hope that she keeps this up and continues to be her best. She is in rehab until January 3, 2011 after testing positive for cocaine in September.

Michael Lohan has publicly declared how proud he is of Lindsay and even Dina (I’m not kidding) and how despite past difficulties he and Dina:

“But we are both striving to be on the same page and be good parents to Lindsay. Like we used to be – we just want to put things back in order.”

Does this man finally get it? Are her parents acting in the best interest of their daughter? I sincerely hope so. It’s the least they can do.

Photograph: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Can you say tacky and insensitive? Tony Parker has filed for divorce in Texas after Eva Longoria already filed in Los Angeles earlier this week, and he hired attorney Richard Orsinger. This is the same attorney that represents the husband of Tony’s alleged sexting partner Brent Barry.

Despite a prenup, the petition for divorce is filed as W.P and E.P and Tony states the reason is:

“The marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities between Petitioner and Respondent that destroys the legitimate ends of the marriage relationships and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation.”

TMZ points out that the terminology used is very curiou:

“Petitioner believes Petitioner and Respondent will enter into an agreement for the division of their estate.”

It is curious because there is a prenup in place so what is there to divide? But Tony covers his ass just in case:

“Petitioner owns certain separate property that is not part of the community estate of the parties …”

This seems to be the start of a very messy divorce. For the record, Texas divorces can be granted in as little as 60 days from filing.

Photo: Nikki Nelson/WENN

Whether you love her or hold her in contempt, do not tell me you don’t LOVE Jennifer Aniston’s hair. How gorgeous is that? I would give up a lung for it.

Jennifer Aniston Can Take It

She’s in Manhattan on the set of her latest movie Wanderlust in which she plays Linda. That’s all I know. The movie also stars Malin Ackerman who has a crush on Jennifer Aniston and has a message for guys out there:

“Guys, get out there! Nab her!” She is every guy’s dream.”

She goes on to say that cast spent a lot of time together and:

“Jennifer is one of my favorite people now. Not only is she an extraordinary actress, she is such a loving, genuine woman and fun. You want her to be your best friend,”"She’s amazing.”

“It’s funny, because I kind of expected her to be amazing. I would have been more surprised if she hadn’t been the great, down-to-earth girl that she is.”

This comedy is due in theatres October 7, 2011.

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Christina Aguilera has been very, very busy.  Between her divorce, Hollywood Walk of Fame Star, and her movie, Burlesque…. she doesn’t have a lot of time!

Xtina did swing by Ellen to chat it up and talk about life, when Ellen so generously gave her a new man, that jumped out of the massive birthday cake.

Christina Aguilera Sexes Up Her ‘Royal Desire’ Ad [VIDEO]

As I watched the video (below) all I could really see was Christina’s cleavage.  Holy boobies. That girl has a great rack post baby.  She’s about to turn 30 and she’s ready.  Moving on from Jordan Bratman is giving her a new lease on life.  The sexy piece of man meat sure makes Jordan look like something the cat dragged in.

I personally can’t wait to see the movie!  It looks hot!

Video: Ellen

Photo: WENN

Juliette Lewis and Joe Perry teamed up for the Miami Dolphins Celebrity Orange Carpet show at Sun Life Stadium in Miami for the Thursday night NFL game.  In case you were wondering, the Dolphins got their butts handed to them when the Bears shut them out, at home.  I say that the Dolphins should blame Juliette!  After that terrifying performance, I think she put a curse on the team!

Drew Barrymore Premiere’s ‘Whip It’ @ TIFF

If I am being honest, Juliette Lewis always frightens me and makes me wish my mommy would hold me.  Okay, that’s pushing it a little but, dang!  The woman is not attractive and she enhances her “funk” with the worst outfits, facial expressions, and vulgar body language.

On The Set: Jennifer Aniston & Juliette Lewis ‘The Baster’

Joe Perry is on my schmucks list these days for all of his disloyalty to Aerosmith and Steven Tyler in particular.  Here’s a scary thought to sign off with, Joe and Juliette procreating.  Can you imagine what their spawn would look like?!

Photos:  Jeff Daly / WENN