Divorce papers have been finalized for Avril Laivigne and Deryck Whibley, finally.  They filed for divorce last October and it’s unclear why it took over a year for it to finalize.  It usually only takes six months and it’s not like they have kids or anything really complicated to deal with.

Sum 41′s Deryck Whibley Hospitalized In Japan

Anyhow, now Avril and Deryck are legally single…. free to move on.  Free to get some.  Oh wait!  That’s right.  Avril has been dirtying the sheets with Brody Jenner for months and Deryck has been romping around with random girls for a long time too.

Billy Ray Cyrus Says NO to Divorce!

No signs of remorse here.  Happy singlehood you two!  Please don’t tell me that Brody is going to drop down on one knee now…..

Photo: WENN

CONFIRMED: Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Tony Parker HH

Will Prince William and Kate Middleton live happily ever after? BBB

Kesha explains the $ in her name (video) OTS

Tiger Woods has a Twitter account TMZ

Christian Bale might someday kill someone, okay? ABH

Who wore that see-through outfit in public? SOMGWTF

Chaz Bono and girlfriend at the Burlesque premiere S.NET

Demi Moore and Kyle Richards separated at birth? TFS

Megan Fox shops in L.A. BSG

Hump Day hunk Hogwart’s edition AYYYY

Chad Ochocinco gave his fiancée a 10 carat diamond ring!! CS

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Bless Gawker. The first blind I have no idea who this is but if they are both single and consenting adults who cares, right? Do you have any guesses?

The second blind makes me want to hurt this stupid woman. Perhaps her nails should be pulled out and she not given pain medication and see how it feels. Animals feel pain. How stupid can someone be?  Why people like this get pets in the first place is beyond me. Okay I need not to get ramped up on that one.

Blind number 3.  We ALL know who that is. I didn’t report it yesterday but will probably include the story in my links today. When it was denied and rumour was TMZ may be sued I thought let’s just wait and see what is really going on here. Well it looks like it’s going to turn into another Tiger Woods fiasco.  Is anyone surprised? I’m not. At all. That claim that came out many months ago looks like it was true afterall. He’s not a very bright man to think he could get away without any of it becoming public knowledge.

1. “This new romance is based less on love then good old financial convenience. Our athlete was tired of paying by the hour or day so decided to pay this celebrity by the month. Both are very happy.” [CDaN]

2. “This B List singer who has been in the press lately, had her cat declawed recently and refused to pay the extra money for the pain medication. Her friends were mortified when she told them, to which she replied, ‘It’s just a cat.’” [BuzzFoto]

3. “Don’t believe the publicist’s denials and the retractions. Even though Shorty and Stretch always look so happy together, the marriage is totally over. Shorty is making noise about filing, but it’s a little late, if you ask us. Stretch has already exited the relationship. This is going to be a very public, very noisy, and very expensive divorce. Because while he’s not quite Tiger Woods, Stretch was unfaithful with several partners during the marriage, and made them a lot of promises he didn’t keep. One of these desperate lovers is already talking to an attorney about speaking out about their affair. We’ll start preparing the new matrix.” [Blind Gossip]

My respect for People Magazine just grew large!! They have named Ryan Reynolds as 2010′s Sexiest Man Alive! The first thing I thought when I heard this was oh man Sandra Bullock is going  to be teasing him mercilessly and he is going to run with it. He says of his fabulous form:

My body naturally wants to look like Dick Van Dyke,” “When I stop training, I turn into a skin-colored whisper.”

Ryan Reynold’s Tense Upbringing

Ha ha ha!!! That is hysterical.  I love his  sense of humour.  That, his body, and his sexy eyes make me want to dry hump him in the baddest way. This 6’2″ Canadian hottie is the youngest of four and says of this honour:

You just have to go with the flow,”This gives my family entre into teasing me for the rest of my life. “

He suspects wife Scarlett Johansson will also get in on the teasing:

“Now it’s going to be, ‘Sexiest man, take out the garbage.’ That does sound better,” Reynolds says. “The most difficult part is going to be organically working this title into a conversation with random strangers.”

Lots of others guys are featured as sexy in this 25th Anniversary edition. They’ve got guys from all age groups featured.

Patti Stanger Responds to Scarlett Johansson’s SNL Impression [VIDEO]

Damn. Kelly Osbourne looks incredibly sexy on the cover of Shape Magazine showing off her 50 pound weight loss! The magazine marked the  first time she has ever donned a bikini and it caused tears of joy! Girl should be VERY proud to have accomplished this. After changing her lifestyle, this 5’2″ dynamo now weighs a svelte 112 lbs:

I used to eat chips and cookies and drink soda all day long,’ she admitted. ‘I had to start making better choices.’

‘I indulge with pizza and cheese – I love Brie – and have cookies sometimes. But now, when I’m full I stop eating! It may have taken me 26 years to figure it out, but I’ve finally learned how to do it right.’

She credits Dancing With The Stars‘ professional (and partner) Louis Van Amstel with kick-starting the transformation:

He made me eat turkey burgers and salads,’ ‘Then I started losing weight and realised, “Oh, it’s true what they say: Diet and exercise really work!

The media scrutiny almost destroyed her:

I understand that being judged by others comes with the territory, but it broke my heart and ruined my self esteem,’ she says.

‘It sets you up to hate yourself in a huge way. I was so angry about the things people said about me. I truly believe it’s the main reason I turned to Vicodin and ended up in rehab three times. I just hated myself.’

Those good habits just keep on keeping on:

My girlfriends and I just started doing plyometrics,’ she says, referring to a type of training which enables muscles to reach maximum force in the shortest possible time.

‘It’s a killer – it hurts so much. But when you walk out of there, you’re like, “I can’t believe I just did that and my body looks this good.”

This cover of Shape hits the newsstands November 22.

This is such wonderful news! Pink appeared on Ellen DeGeneres today and she confirmed that she is in fact PREGGERS!! She will make such a wonderful mom:

“I’m eating for two these days”

Omg this is such fabulous news.  And it was planned:

“I was just really nervous,”  ”I have had a miscarriage before, but if I was going to talk about it with anyone, it was going to be with you.”

“I worked for it…It was not an ‘Oops.’”

Pink may come across all hard-ass and stuff, but she is a marshmellow. She is going to be reduced to putty (is that the expression??) when she gives birth.  And she knows the gender of the baby:

“But the doctor kind of told me what she thinks,” “I’m terrified because she thinks it’s a girl!”

“My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me,” she jokes. “I’m terrified one of us will go to jail.”

LOL! That’s hysterical. She talks about the journey she and Carey Hart had after separating in 2008:

“I never had anything in my life that I didn’t work hard for and my relationship is that,” she gushes.

“We worked really hard and we had our little meltdowns, a couple of them…we both needed to do that and come back together. It’s just yummy!”

I can not wait for her to give birth and hear her talk about being a mom. She and Carey Hart are going to be amazing parents. Congratulations to this amazing couple.

Photo: Michael Rozman/Warner Bros courtesy of US Weekly