‘Winnie the Pooh’ is making a huge comeback. Well, I guess you have to leave in order to come back, and he certainly never left us. Winnie the Pooh is as classic as the sunrise…. really!

Disney is giving us a new Pooh movie and I believe it’s going to be huge when it hits theaters in the heat of the summer, July 15, 2011.

Here’s a bit on the plot (like you didn’t know):

Walt Disney Animation Studios returns to the Hundred Acre Wood with “Winnie the Pooh,” the first big-screen Pooh adventure from Disney animation in more than 35 years. With the charm, wit and whimsy of the original featurettes, this all-new movie reunites audiences with the philosophical “bear of very little brain” and friends Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet, Kanga, Roo—and last, but certainly not least, Eeyore, who has lost his tail. “Well a tail is either there or it isn’t there,” said Pooh. “And yours isn’t… there.” Owl sends the whole gang on a wild quest to save Christopher Robin from an imaginary culprit. It turns out to be a very busy day for a bear who simply set out to find some hunny. Inspired by five stories from A.A. Milne’s books in Disney’s classic, hand-drawn art style.

Yes, I will be there.

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It seems that former Skid Row singer Sebastian Bach is quite the biter. Now some women might like that. But it probably helps if you’re in a relationship with the guy first. For complete strangers, biting is normally prohibited.

Bach was busted in Ontario, Canada earlier this morning after police say he smashed a wine glass at a Peterborough bar and then sunk his teeth into the owner!

The owner asked Bach to leave and he tried to take a glass of wine with him, a big no no. When the owner told him to leave it, Bach chucked it at the door.

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The owner then tried to pin Bach and that’s when he decided biting the owner’s hand was the best course of action… either that or he had a bad case of the munchies!

The cops showed up and found a bag of weed on Bach and charged him with assault, possession of marijuana and mischief.

He will go before the judge in court sometime today.

Can you say, douche bag?

Photo: Patricia Schlein/ WENN

Scarlett Johansson was the host of Saturday Night Live again this weekend and she did a fantabulous impression of Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger.

And guess who liked her rendition the best? Patti herself!

“Scarlett was awesome!” Patti tells In Touch. “I loved it! That night I was at Soho House in Los Angeles with my friends Jenny McCarthy and Cheryl Burke — and who was sitting behind me but Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. I went up to Ryan and told him to thank his wife for me!”

So pretty much the highlight of this story is the fact that Ryan Reynolds was there. Yum. I would have asked if I could sit in his lap while I was at it…. just sayin’.

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Okay, for the youngsters out there, this will be new to you.  But, I remember this commercial.  I remember thinking, ‘What a cute little girl.  What a doll.’  Who would have ever known that she would turn out to be a bitter, goth chick with a vendetta against her parents and most of the world.

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Taylor Momsen did this Shake ‘n’ Bake commercial when she was an innocent 3-year-old.  Now at the age of 17, not even an adult yet,  the girl is 100% off the deep end.  I think it’s sad really.

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Mandy Moore was beautiful at the Los Angeles premiere of Disney movie, ‘Tangled‘ at the El Capitan Theater.  That sexy piece of man meat, Zachary Levi looked pretty appetizing on her arm too.

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Mandy is the voice of Rapunzel while Zachary is the voice of Flynn Ryder.  The trailer looks really cute with some good comedy in there.  I will definitely be checking this one out.

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Mandy doesn’t have anything else slated for her in the near future…. what is she planning?  I really nice, long vacation?  Or perhaps it time for some baby making?

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I should be ashamed of myself for not remembering it was Gerard Butler’s 41st birthday on Saturday (November 13). Shame on me! Gerard took over new restaurant The Darby (which opens to the public on Wednesday) on Saturday night with a bunch of friends and actually sang Mustang Sally onstage with John Mayer.

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The celebrations included a dinner and performances for over 100 guests that included Kate Hudson, Jason Statham, Bono and Jay-Z. Not to sound like a freaking ingrate, but who the hell does a girl have to sleep with to get Jason Statham and/or Bono at her birthday party?

Page Six is reporting that:

Australian comedian James Smith toasted Gerry. He then went on to make fun of him saying: ‘Gerard has been out so much he’s now just constantly on Page Six. Gerry is on Page Six so much they have to make it Page Seven.’ Smith also joked that Butler and Jennifer Aniston had “as much sexual chemistry as Regis and Kelly” in “The Bounty Hunter.”

Ouch. I would have loved to see Gerard’s reaction to that jab. Apparently Gerard also sang Oasis’ Wonderwall and word is he has an ‘epic’ voice! Why does that not surprise me? I’ve long imagined hearing his voice whisper in my ear and it was very musical. And by musical I mean dirty. Very dirty.

Happy belated birthday Gerard.