“Girls Gone Wild” slimeball, Joe Francis somehow managed to talk Christina McLarty into putting on a wedding dress and walk down the grassy knoll in a civil ceremony over the weekend at his place down in Punta Mita, Mexico.

Joe Francis Says He’s Suing Gawker.com

Joe Francis Gone Stupid

I will admit that they look really happy.  But I’ve seen that smile on Joe’s face for other reasons, many times…. in bars everywhere. So, will this union last?  I wouldn’t bet on it. But, I will attempt to be civil for a moment and give them a ‘congrats!’, hope you’re happy!

Photos: TMZ

Super hot Jared Leto and his band 30 Seconds To Mars, shared the stage at the 2010 MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid last night with Kanye West. I’m not sure if Kanye was up there to ruin the band’s performance but I tried finding video and couldn’t I kid.  Jared says of Kanye:

“This wasn’t even last-minute, more like last-second,” frontman Jared Leto told MTV News backstage at the EMAs. “Literally a day and a half ago, he was in New York and he got on, literally, the last flight, he made it out here. It’s really a testament to him. … I mean, Kanye West flew halfway across the world to be on the stage with 30 Seconds to Mars for a short period of time.”

Even the performance itself was very last minute planning:

“We were backstage and, literally, right before we went on — maybe five minutes — we were making changes, and Kanye said, ‘Well, maybe we’ll play a piece of “Power” in the middle of the song,’ and we were like, ‘OK, let’s go for it,’ ” Leto smiled. “It was thrown together last-minute, and rather than try to make something perfect, which is a silly thing, we really just embraced it as much more of a punk affair. We were all laughing with each other beforehand, because we knew it was going to be imperfect and a bit of a beautiful disaster, we hoped, and that was fine with us. It was more about the doing and sharing it together and really celebrating each other and the work we do.”

The guys from 30 Seconds To Mars won an award for Best Rock at the event.

Jared Leto Isn’t Into Groupies

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Photos:  WENN

Brad Pitt visited his life partner Angelina Jolie in Budapest, Hungary on her film set of United Love Story where he brought his camera gear to capture her directorial debut.

Meow. Angelina Jolie and Madonna In A Cat Fight

In between scenes they hug it out looking very happy to see one another. You can really see how very supportive he is of her. Whether you love them or hate them you have to admit that’s a really nice thing to see.

Speaking of things to see, we may see Brad Pitt one day in tights.  What prompts him to pick a movie role is whether or not his kids would approve and in his household, Spider-Man is very big as of late:

“Spider-Man is big in our family. The kids think he’s the coolest,” Pitt explained. “If there was one superhero they would want me to play, that would be the one. I’d score big with them.“

Lots of pictures of Brad and Angelina on the set after the break

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Paris Hilton and her sis, Nicky Hilton were at The Grove, doing what they do best, shopping.  This isn’t news worthy or the least bit interesting.  I know.  But I must be feeling dazed by the cold Sunday rain coming down, because I found this photo (above) to be very amusing.

Doug Reinhardt’s New Girlfriend Is Cassie Scerbo

It looks like Paris is holding onto her middle finger, attempting to not flip on the paparazzi. I am sure it was just coincidental, but it’s hilarious.

Paris Hilton Gets A New Reality Show

At first I didn’t think that I liked her dress.  But the more I look at it, I do.  It’s growing on me.   Paris has quite the wardobe and never wears anything more than once.  I think she should ship it all to me.  Oh wait… I’m not a size zero.  Enough blabbing? Yeah, I thought so too.  Happy weekend!

Photos: WENN

Miley Cyrus will finally be legal …….to buy cigarettes on November 23.  The superstar will be 18 and  she’s already got plans to celebrate the big milestone.

Miley Cyrus Boozin’ It Up In Madrid

“[My family and I] need time to all be together.  I’m not going to go crazy; [just] have a fun party and then maybe take a vacation with my family…because that would be really cool,” Cyrus tells MTV. “So that would be rad if we could all go to the beach or something…I have to be near the water and I love doing scuba and going out and being on a boat.”

Miley Cyrus’ Mom and Dad File For Divorce

I’m thinking Maui sounds perfect.  But then, she’s not legal to drink there.  Maybe she should take the family somewhere foreign and exotic.  I’m also wondering if Billy Ray and Tish are going to be civil so that they can celebrate together?  What do you think? Will Miley be having separate birthday parties already?

Photo: WENN

Remember how Tiki Barber left his pregnant wife Ginny for NBC intern, Traci Lynn Johnson?  Well, I find it really classless that these two, who are still going strong would make any public appearances…together.  Much less at the Elizabeth Glazer Pediatric AIDS Foundation’s 17th Annual Kids for Kids Carnival where they are pictured here.

Ashton’s “Mistress” Brittney Jones Channels Demi Moore In A Bikini

For some reason, I’d have no problem if they showed up at some club opening in Las Vegas or Miami Beach.  But anything wholesome or relating to children should be off limits.

Tiki is rotten to the core and has the worst karma coming for him.  I just can’t wait to watch it hit him where it hurts.