Gawker has some juicy blinds this morning that has me banging my head against the table trying to figure them out. I wonder if there is a very obvious clue in #1? Think chocolate. #4 is really sad. So is #7 but in a different kind of way.

Can you guess who any of these are?

1. “This actress loved Halloween as a kid and complained to friends that she really missed the ritual of Trick or Treating. So she did something about it. She bought a regular Halloween costume and went door-to-door in her neighborhood pretending to be a kid. Since she is quite tiny in person, it wasn’t that difficult for her to pass. As long as it was dark and she kept her costume on. She was totally into it, and even consulted with other kids on the street to find out which houses were giving out the “good candy”. Oh, and true to form, if she felt the person doing the Treating was being stingy with the candy, she would ask for more. So if anyone in one of the ritzier neighborhoods in LA remembers a rather pushy older kid negotiating for a second Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup, it just may have been our actress.” [Blind Gossip]

2. “This A list celebrity wife is so afraid of her marriage breaking up like all the other relationships around her, she’s hired a private detective to constantly spy on her spouse whenever he is out. His new bodyguard? Not a bodyguard at all, just a plant by the wife, getting double the pay. We think being this paranoid and spying on your spouse can’t bode well for a marriage.” [BuzzFoto]

3. “This foreign born, male, B list hip hop singer used to supplement his income by dancing at bachelor parties. Yes, bachelor, not bachelorette parties. Must have been interesting.” [CDaN]

4. “What former female Survivor contestant from way back is now turning tricks to make a living?” [CDaN]

5. “This female C list actress, and best friend of Coke Mom, finally found some work, but it was not easy. Although she does not use on set or go to work on coke, she had such a bad coke reputation around town that no one was willing to take a chance on hiring her.”[CDaN]

6. “This C list television actress, who has been in this space before for her bad behavior, is on a hit ensemble network show. Not a singing show. Anyway, she was on set last week and lost two of her teeth. That meth use must be getting out of hand.” [CDaN]

7. “Idiot idea of the day. This former reality star who just had the show she was on canceled, thinks it would be a great idea if she had a reality show that began with her making a sex tape, hopefully getting pregnant from that sex and then having the cameras following her during her pregnancy.” [CDaN]

Lily Allen was admitted to the hospital this weekend complaining of stomach cramps where she lost her baby. She was about six months along with the baby she and boyfriend Sam Cooper were expecting.

I can’t imagine the anguish she and Sam must be feeling now  A rep has released a statement:

“It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Lily Allen and Sam Cooper have lost their baby.

“The couple ask that their privacy be respected and that they be left alone at this deeply distressing time. No further comment will be made.”

Our thoughts and prayers to Lily and Sam.

Photo:  Lia Toby/WENN

Did Justin Bieber inadvertently crazy-glue his hand to his crotch, or does someone need to use the po-po?? Justin is wearing a leather jacket and those Harry Potter type of glasses he has been wearing recently leaving the back entrance of The Grove and hanging on to his man berries for dear life.

Justin Bieber To Star In ‘Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure’ Remake?

Is he trying to start a new trend? I just don’t get it. Why the love-fest with the genitalia?

I should probably have done a ‘caption this’ contest for these photos.  Feel free to leave your caption for these shots anyways.  There’s no prize except a sense of satisfaction that you made someone laugh.

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