No more of that down low crap.  Chelsea Handler has finally brought us into the bed with herself and 50 Cent.  Sorry if you don’t like it in here…. Yes ladies and gents, Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are officially a couple.  At least that’s what this photo tell us!  She posted this on her Twitter page and I think we all get the picture with the caption,

Chelsea Handler Opens Up About 50 Cent

50 Cent and Chelsea Handler Get Hot n Heavy [PHOTO]

“I don’t know why anyone thinks I would ever date a rapper.”

Gee, me either Chelsea!

I think they are adorable together and I am quite happy that she finally put “it”out there.

Did you see Nicki Minaj on her show last night?

Photo: Twitter

And actually, it was barely ever there.  Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall quit their marriage a while ago and they haven’t even reached their two year anniversary.

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“Having been separated for some time, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall have filed for divorce,” the reps say in a joint statement.

Jennifer stood by Michael while he battled cancer, but is that the only reason she stuck around?  He’s beat the disease and now she’s out?  I hate seeing marriages end after such a short time.  The ’till death do us part’ stuff has really lost it’s meaning.  Don’t you find it rather depressing?  Am I too much of a romantic?

For the record, that man is far too hot to be single.  Ladies, watch out!

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Mark Madoff killed himself on the two year anniversary of his father, Bernie Madoff’s arrest (Saturday.)  Bernie is serving a 150 year sentence for fraud, but was apparently going to be able to attend the service, had he chosen to.

“Mr. Madoff will not be attending the funeral out of consideration for his daughter-in-law’s and grandchildren’s privacy,” his attorney Ira Sorkin said Monday. “He will be conducting a private service on his own where he is presently incarcerated.”

I guess it’s never too late to start doing the right thing, and perhaps that’s what this is. Bernie Madoff trying to make up for something.  It’s just a really sad story all around. Bernie will have to live with the reality of it for the rest of his life, behind bars.

Photo: Andrea Renault/Polaris

Oh no!  Whatever shall we do?  The couple that was supposed to last forever and were even allegedly engaged have called it quits. Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have parted ways.  This has given great hope to millions of young guys and gals who have been waiting for their shot at love with these former lovebirds.  *Gag*

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Something went south fast for these two.  Zac was just in Hawaii, visiting Vanessa while she’s over there filming Journey 2: The Mysterious Island.  They seemed very lovey dovey.  No one could smell this breakup happening.  I am truly curious and wonder how long it will take for the truth to come out?

Zac Efron Likes His Lap Dances

For now all of you crazy, obsessed, stalker fans can profess your love for Zac or Vanessa (or both) in hopes of being their next great love.  Man I love delusional people.

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So get your panties out of a bunch now.  No reason to get your hopes up, thinking that Miley Cyrus has learned some life lesson after having her drug filled night aired on the internet.

Miley Cyrus is NOT Feeling the Heat

In fact, I think that young lady is embracing it and plans to continue on her own path, not worrying about the image the world wants her to have.  I do believe they call this stage ‘rebellion’ and she’s not the first teen to pull it.

Miley went out on Saturday night with her friends and co-stars including Kelly Osbourne from her latest flick, So Undercover, clubbing and dancing until 3:30 AM.  Not exactly mild behavior, but really, what’s the big deal?  She really could be doing a lot worse.

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I say that all parents freaking out about the precious Hannah Montana image that is all but vanished, need to find their daughters a new “hero” and let Miley go.  She’s not coming back.

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Writer, producer, director, basically talent-extraordinaire David Lynch held a press conference today for the launch of his foundation’s (David Lynch Foundation) program  Operation Warrior Wellness‘ which was held at the Paley Center in New York City:

Veterans are often loath to acknowledge to themselves or others their inner wounds of war after they return home from combat. Healing those wounds of war requires an approach that directly impacts the neurophysiology underlying PTSD.

Operation Warrior Wellness offers Transcendental Meditation, a scientifically proven approach, which can be easily learned and practiced in private, to help veterans overcome the nightmare of PTSD, while simultaneously promoting resiliency and improved performance in civilian life.

Partnering with him at the conference were Russell Brand and designer Donna Karan. I just LOVE that picture of Russell and David. It’s so Russell. As you may or may not know Russell is very big into Transcendental Meditation so this is a perfect fit, isn’t it?

There is a livestream broadcast of this that took place at 11 a.m. and also at 9 p.m. tonight ET where there will be a benefit gala. You can go here to view it.

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