David Hasselhoff’s most recent fail was a pretty humiliating experience, but there will always be someone in the background, fully enjoying your pain.  David’s ex, Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff decided that on the wake of his A&E show being cancelled, she should head over to Millions of Milkshakes and eat up some face time while the Hasselhoff name was in the “circle.”

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It’s A Dancing With The Stars Picture Post

This is how the catty ladies do it in Hollywood you know… ex hubby snubbing down at the shake joint.  Total burn man.  But you know what?  In David’s defense, I have to point out that Pamela hasn’t had a real job since 2003.  At least David is trying.

Photos: WENN

Okay, I seem to be on a wedding roll… so I will just go with it.  Not my fault!  They all chose this weekend!  Nicole Richie and Joel Madden finally made it down the aisle yesterday at her dad, Lionel Richie’s house.

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Nicole Richie & Joel Richie @ Noble Awards

The very happy couple exchanged Neil Lane rings in front of about 130 guests including Gwen Stefani, Ashlee Simpson, Kris Jenner, Samantha Ronson and Joel’s brother Benji Madden….oh, and an elephant.  Yes.  No joke.  I can’t wait to hear the story behind that one and see the beautiful photos.

Congrats to the very happy couple and family.

Photo: Adriana M. Barraza / WENN

Super hot couple, JoAnna Garcia and New York Yankees’ Nick Swisher tied the knot yesterday in front of 375 people in Palm Beach, Florida.  Nice choice!  If you’re going to get married in December, Florida is the way to go.

The wedding party included Jamie Lynn Sigler, Reba McEntire, and Lance Bass. Joanna looked amazing in a Monique Lhuillier gown.  That’s cool and all.  But, have you heard about their cake?

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It was a seven-tier, $10,000 Sylvia Weinstock wedding cake.  Huh?  Who pays that kind of dough for a CAKE?  I love my cake, but I would never pay anywhere near that.  Even if I had all the money in the world.  I’d be annoyed that someone felt they could charge me that much for flour, sugar, and water.  What am I, stupid?

Photo: Spreadit

Prince William and Kate Middleton are really getting married and we’ve got the photo proof!  Haha!  Okay, that’s a little dramatic. But they are moving right along to their spring wedding.  With the set of official engagement portraits coming out, we know that the cold feet haven’t set in yet.

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Famed fashion photographer Mario Testino did the shoot, and I must say he did a great job!  He was pretty pumped at being asked to do the shoot,

“I am very happy to have been asked to cover this historic moment that the whole world was waiting for. They are in their prime and brimming with happiness,” says Testino, the same photographer who took iconic pictures of Princess Diana shortly before her 1997 death. “I have never felt so much joy as when I see them together.”

Wow.  You think he’s a little excited?  Haha!  That’s a lot of joy!

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The shoot went down on November 25 in St. James’s Palace, London.  The big day will go down on April 29th.  Just over four months away!  Not a long engagement, just the way I like it!

Photos: Mario Testino

Christina Aguilera is in London, England and joined by her new boyfriend Matt Rutler where they can be seen leaving the Mahiki Club at 2 a.m. She’s on a promotional tour for her film Burlesque that also stars Cher.

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Christina recently split from her husband of 5 years Jordan Bratman and has filed for divorce. Matt was a crew member of her film Burlesque and the two became friends while she was filming and she says didn’t start dating until after she split from Jordan. He’s a cutie, isn’t he?

Nicole Richie Wedding is Underway [Photos]

These pictures were from a day ago because as far as I know she is supposed to be at Nicole Richie’s wedding which is taking place today in Los Angeles at her dad Lionel Richie’s house.

Photos:  Zibi/WENN

Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber reunited last night at the Z100 Jingle Ball held at Madison Square Gardens in New York. But fear not little Bieberettes, his real life girlfriend Selena Gomez also attended the event.  Earlier in the week Justin and Selena were seen on a pancake date leaving iHop and if there are pancakes involved you know it’s for realz.

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Katy Perry attended dressed oddly in that unflattering bathing suit style I am learning to detest. I like her when she dresses classic and elegant.

Also Jingling his balls at the event was her ex Travis McCoy. I wonder if this is the first time they have seen one another since they last split up? Like she cares? She’s got Russell Brand.  Bitch.

Lots of others attended and can be seen in the pics below.

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