OMG.  When I first read this, I nearly soiled my pants.  I have been in love with Brian Austin Green most of my life.  Growing up with him, on 90210 of course, I just fell head over heels.  Well, anyhow, enough of the stalker stuff.  Brian Austin Green was on Jimmy Kimmel and they joked about his eight year old son, Kaissus being at the bachelor party,

“He got wasted. He got really wasted.  But he made it through. He sobered up in time.”

His son was his best man his wedding to Megan Fox in Hawaii.  It was an intimate, thought out wedding that the three of them got to share.

Megan Fox Premieres ‘Passion Play’ @ 2010 TIFF

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Married

Does that fact that Brian married Megan make me want to hate her?  Yes.  She’s a total babe and she got a total babe.  He’s such man candy, I just love him. Ooops, there I go again, drooling on my keyboard.

Photo: VCI/I.Kavanaugh / WENN

Christina Aguilera has some pretty racy pics floating around the internet machine and up until last night, no one knew for sure if they were her, or just some doctored photos.  (See the naughty photos here.)

Well, those naughty pictures are in fact of Christina Aguilera.  But they were ”illegally obtained by a hacker” who stole them from Christina’s stylist.

Her rep told TMZ the pictures were

“taken in the privacy of Ms. Aguilera’s home and were used only in a personal exchange between the star and her stylist.  We find the actions of the hackers and the press who purchased and/or obtained these photos to be irresponsible and actionable.”  And now they are ”attempting to determine the identity of the hackers and will pursue them aggressively.”

Christina Aguilera Gets a New Man

Hmmm, so why would you give dirty pictures to your stylist?  And how exactly could someone just steal those photos from the stylist?  How would they even know they had them?  Something is very fishy here and I think that a lot more is going to come out of this that just some dirty self portraits.  Stay tuned for more…..

Photo: WENN

Drea de Matteo and Shooter Jennings are having another baby!  They are making their daughter, Alabama Gypsyrose who is now 3, a big sister.

Drea De Matteo Is No Longer A Desperate Housewife

This hot couple has been going strong for nine years now and they’ve been engaged for about a year and half.  What’s the hold up there?  I hate long engagements.  Just get married already.  But then again, these two have been together long enough, it’s like they already are.

Coachella Day 1 – Celeb Sightings

Drea is already five months along and will be having a spring baby.  How nice for her.  Getting to go through the “fat” part and not be in the sweltering heat is so much better!

An early congrats to the growing, happy family!

Photo: Patricia Schlein/ WENN

More sad news for the world.  It has been confirmed that the reason behind the surgeries and cancellations of many shows is that Aretha Franklin is battling cancer.

Her family and friends are “very concerned,” but say she is doing “okay.”  Other sources are saying that Aretha is suffering from pancreatic cancer.  This is the same cancer that killed Patrick Swayze.  I hope that this is a mistake.

Patrick Swayze Has Died

Franklin underwent a “highly successful” surgery last week.

“God is still in control,” Aretha’s post-surgery statement read. “I had superb doctors and nurses whom were blessed by all the prayers of the city and the country.”

We are still pulling for you Aretha.  Keep on fighting and know that the world is praying for your healing.

Photo: Joseph Marzullo/WENN

Anne Hathaway is totally comfortable in her own skin these days and besides being naked for most of the movie Love and Other Drugs, she has an ‘almost’ wardrobe malfunction on the cover of the German issue of GQ Magazine.

Is This Or Isn’t This Jake Gyllenhaal’s Penis? NSFW

Anne Hathaway Does Katie Holmes Perfectly on SNL [Video]

Which you know is an intentional shot of her boobs almost being liberated from her corset.

I love this woman. I think she’s gorgeous, talented and super nice which is refreshing in the world of la-la-land. What a sex kitten she is on this cover, yes?

Have any of you seen Love and Other Drugs? It looks good but there looks to be some tear-jerking scenes. Tell me if you loved it or not.

Thank you Brian Moylan for these hump day blinds.  Can you guess who they are? Number 2 has me very stumped. Number one not so much.

1. “This very famous couple has been together more than ten years. Unfortunately, their relationship has gotten so rocky over the past couple of years that they should be divorced by now. However, the wife is very intent on holding the relationship together for at least another year. It’s not because she’s concerned about the money or keeping the family intact. It’s because she thinks that her latest project was a great showcase for her talent, and she believes that a divorce would adversely affect her chances of finally winning an Oscar.” [Blind Gossip]

2. “Which A list star in the eyes of children everywhere just finished wrapping up a sex tape that will be ‘accidentally released’ in the future?” [BuzzFoto]