December 25th, 2010 at 5:09 am by
Anne

Grab your tissues gold-diggers. Hugh Hefner, 84, is off the market as he got engaged to girlfriend Crystal Harris on Christmas Eve:
After the movie tonight, Crystal & I exchanged gifts. I gave Crystal a ring. A truly memorable Christmas Eve.
Crystal also wrote on her Twitter account:
The most memorable Christmas ever.
Crystal is 60 years younger than Hef. Sixty. Years. That’s almost a senior citizen right there.
Although Holly Madison is probably delighted to now be dating people within a decade or two of her own age, this has got to cause her butt to clench up real tight and swallow up her g-string real deep, right? She tried for years to get Hef to marry her.
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