Everyone has a special ‘something’ that turns them on about a person from a purely physical standpoint. Some people like boobs, butts, legs, etc.

When it comes to Russell Brand, the part just above where his pants start, you know, that ‘V’? He’s not too buff. We don’t want a juice head now do we?

The crazy look in his eyes only adds to the desire. Crazy = Passionate. You know it!

He talked to the magazine about Katy Perry’s physical abuse:

Well, she threw a bottle at my head when we first met, and she’s been doing that in some form or another ever since. The woman I fell in love with is constantly evolving and changing. She’s loving and a beautiful person.”

He dished on his view of married life:

“It’s amazing! Once you’ve said those things about commitment, you think, Well, it doesn’t matter if we have some disagreement about what should go where in the fridge. You’re married now, so you’ll just have to deal.”

I would let him pee on the bed and not complain. And the title of fun and fearless speaks to marrying Katy:

“It’s pretty wild that I’m going to spend the rest of my life with Katy.”

The issue (which I will buy copious amounts of and wallpaper my entire basement with) hits newsstands today!