Just what this world needs.  Another book from a reality star who thinks they are smart or something.  Jersey Shore’s JWOWW really thinks she knows a lot about dating and love.  So much so that she’s put in all into a book and is sharing her secrets with the world.  How kind.

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The Rules According to JWOWW: Shore-Tested Secrets on Landing a Mint Guy, Staying Fresh to Death, and Kicking the Competition to the Curb crashes into bookstores everywhere on February 8, so beware.

Just to give you a look ahead at what’s about to unleashed on the world, here’s the synopsis:

“Men may be from Mars and women from Venus, but I’m from the Jersey Shore.” —JWOWW
Are you stuck in a relationship with a stage-five clinger? Maybe your date is more like a man-whore than Mr. Smooth. Do guys only call you late at night when they’re looking for a quick hookup? The Rules According to JWOWW can change all that.

Famous for both her cleavage-baring tops and her tough-as-nails approach to life and love on MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore, JWOWW tells it like it is. And now she’s laying down the rules she has learned and lived by on smushing, smackdowns, and standing up for yourself. JWOWW’s advice on what she wears to get a guy’s attention at the club, how she keeps her man in check, how she maintains her sick body, and what she does to satisfy her guy will have you with a man ready to wife-up in no time.

Oh. My. Word.  Did I really just lose brain cells reading that?  If you are planning to purchase this “book”, I wouldn’t recommend commenting about it below.

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