Charlie Sheen’s blabber mouth of a porn friend Kacey Jordan told TMZ that at one point she and Kevin Federline briefly dated. How does that guy get the girls?

Anyhoo while she and K-Fed were dating she spent a lot of time at the house Britney pays for his place and hung out with Britney’s kids Sean Preston and Jayden James.

She even babysat while Kevin went out and did his business. And by business I mean buying a slurpy at the local 7-11 and writing rap songs. Okay I’m kidding about the rap songs. She tells TMZ:

“I watched the kids when Kevin was dealing with the divorce. He was busy with going to so many meetings with lawyers. We went swimming … they were great.”

Can we all agree that her 15 minutes of fame outside of the porn industry are officially up? Thank you.

Photo:  TMZ