Seven months after his divorce from Sandra Bullock was finalized, Jesse James announced he is engaged to Kat Von D:

“You know sometimes the public and press gets it wrong. This is one of those times. 2010 was actually the best year of my life because I fell in love with my best friend. An amazing woman who stood behind me when the world turned their backs,” James tells PEOPLE exclusively. “I have never met anyone so kind and loving and committed to making the world a better place every day. My love for her is beyond description. So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a f—-n’ blast!”

How eloquent. He’s back on Twitter now so that they can tweet their syrupy love to one another.

Who knows? Maybe this marriage will stick. What do you think?

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I am a super huge Tori Spelling fan. I love her.  I love her family.  I think her kids are too cute for words.  I have loads of respect for T and I think she’s a well balanced mom who manages to do it all and always look fabulous while she’s at it.

Tori Spelling is Bringing Us Two More Books!

Well, Tori had a mommy emergency moment yesterday when Liam fell off the kitchen table and smacked his head on the floor.  He threw up immediately and she panicked, as would I!  So she rushed him to the hospital where the doctors said he was okay and just to watch him.  I swear doctors get paid more to say that then to actually fix stuff.  Ha!  Maybe I could be a doctor…. nah!  I will stick to celebrity gossip… there’s no blood involved and the fashion is so much better!

Tori is very close to her fans through her Twitter, so she let everyone know Liam was okay when the ordeal had settled,

“Jst got back from ER. (Liam’s) better. Jut hve 2watch him.”

Thank goodness.  Hopefully the bump will heal quickly and I am sure it will.  I swear, boys bounce!  They really do!

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I am sure Joan wouldn’t consider it trouble.  ”Who needs ‘em? *bleep* bleep*…”  Joan Rivers ran her mouth and it got her and Melissa Rivers canceled from appearing on FOX & Friends this morning.

Joan Rivers totally blasted Sarah Palin calling her “stupid and a threat.”  She also put blame for the Arizona shooting on Palin.  I am not going to get into politics here, but come on.  That was crossing the line.

Joan and Melissa Rivers: “We’re Whores!”

So now Joan didn’t get to promote their new show, “Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best” but they are getting more exposure for not appearing at all, right?

Joan’s rep says that FOX canceled because of the comments.  But FOX insists they overbooked.  What do you think?

You can watch Joan run her mouth here.

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This is the second time that these allegations have come up.  So I can’t help but start to think that they are true.

Olivia Munn Scorches on Maxim Cover Feb 2011 [Photos]

Justin Timberlake allegedly tried to hook up with Oliva Munn over the New Year’s weekend.

An insider told Life & Style that she showed her friends her phone.

“She had several new text messages from Justin on it.  They’d all been sent very recently, the last few weeks of December.  One said, ‘My relationship is basically over.’  The other said, ‘I’m thinking about you.’ There was part of a third that said something like, ‘You don’t understand how hard it is.’ I didn’t see that entire text, so I’m not sure how that sentence ended.  She’s super flattered, but she’s not stupid. She’s not expecting it to go anywhere — but she’d love it if it did!”

Justin’s rep has declined to comment on it.  So what does that mean?  Is JT cheating on Jessica Biel?  Is he a total tard-head like he was in Social Network.  Say it ain’t so!

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John Travolta and Kelly Preston got new puppies!  How adorable are they?  OMG, I just want to eat them!  Not it the sick way. They are just too cute!

They got these sweet pups a few months after their dogs were killed in that airport accident.

Kelly Preston and John Travolta Welcome Benjamin Into The World

Kelly and Ella Blue got the male and female Goldendoodles named, Audi and Charlie in September.  These dogs are freaking awesome and they dropped a nice chunk of cash to have them trained for them.

They paid $2,200 to send them to four weeks of boot camp where they learned all the normal doggy training, but also to ring a bell when they need to go potty.  How cool is that?  I didn’t even know there was such a place!

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Antonio Sabato Jr. now has a third baby mama.  He and his girlfriend, singer Cheryl Moana Marie, have a baby boy on the way, due in the spring.

Antonio already has two other kids, Jack (16) whose mother is actress Virginia Madsen, and a daughter, Mina (7) whose mother is Kristin Rossetti.

Okay, so I am not going to knock the guy for never settling down and just spreading his beautiful seed all over the place.  But I am going to point the finger at his latest edition’s choice of name: Antonio Harvey Kamakanaalohamaikalani (“a beloved gift from the heavens.”) Sabato III.  WTF?  Are you kidding me?  That is 44 freaking letters to a name people.  Wow.

They plan to name the baby Antonio Sabato III after his father and grandfather – both actors – and one of his middle names will be Kamakanaalohamaikalani, which means “a beloved gift from the heavens.” (The other middle name is Harvey.)

But you know what?  They will have to deal with the poor kid when he requests to have his name legally changed.

“The family is thrilled about the new addition,” the rep adds.

Congrats to the happy couple.

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