I know I am!  This is a little out of left field for me.  But I will take Kiefer Sutherland any way I can get him.  Coming up in March, we get bits and pieces of the former Jack Bauer on Hulu.  Wha?  I know, it’s not even close to being ’24′, but maybe it will be good?

’24′ Movie Script Has Been Axed

’24′ Nearly Ended With Jack Bauer’s Death *GASP*

The Confession is a new web series in which Kiefer will play a hitman who has a theological discussion with a priest about why his victims deserved to die, EW is reporting.

Okay, here’s the kicker…. the show will only have 10 five-to-seven minute webisodes.  How can you achieve anything in that short time, right?  Well, I’ve never given a webisode, of any kind, the time of day before.  So I am going to give my virginity to Kiefer and his Confessions.

He’s pretty pumped on it and so am I,

“It came about in such a different way,” Sutherland tells EW exclusively. ”I was meeting a couple friends of mine, who wanted to introduce me to Chris Young (of Digital Broadcasting      Group). I know so little about the internet, but that’s what a lot of friends do for work. Most of that stuff being produced for the internet is comedy, very much like Jackass kind of material, which is great but didn’t appeal to me.

“Chris started talking about wanting to do a drama, but his criteria was so different. A drama in five-minute episodes! It was one of those things, like a puzzle over the course of the lunch. It can’t be that complicated to figure out a story in five minutes, right? I couldn’t, and it frustrated the crap out of me. So I went home that night, still thinking about it, and it stayed with me for three days. I was falling asleep when I literally got this idea of a confessional.”

Are you game?  Hop on Hulu in March and get a much needed dose of Kiefer and see what these webisodes are all about.

Photo: EW

“Attention Sears shoppers, the Kardashian sisters have launched a line and we are selling it here at Sears.  What’s that?  You’ve never heard of them?  Is that because you’re all senior citizens?  Well, buy it anyhow, we spent a truckload of cash to get them in here….”

Kendall Jenner and Marc Clark Hit a Home Run [Photos]

The Kardashian Sisters Being Sued For More Than $75 MILLION!!

Um, yeah.  That was my interpretation of the near future.  Now don’t get me wrong.  I think the Kardashians have a solid grasp on fashion, etc.  But they have great success selling it in their DASH stores.  Why down step into Sears?

According to Kim, they’ve always shopped there,

“I’m so excited to announce that our Kardashian Kollection will launch exclusively at Sears in August!!!  We’ve always shopped at Sears, so we thought it was the perfect outlet for the Kardashian Kollection. You guys are going to love it! The collection includes everything from lingerie, clothing, handbags, accessories and shoes and Khloe, Kourt and I each put our own personal style into the pieces so there’s a lot of variety and something for everyone! You’ll be hearing a lot more from me about the collection this year, so stay tuned!”

Perhaps they shopped there before fame.  But now?  Really?  I think not.  I don’t even shop there and I haven’t since I was a yong kid.  JcPenny and and Sears are reserved for the “older folks” and that my friends is why I don’t get this line at all.

Photo: KK

Another one bites the dust in showbiz. Keira Knightley and her longtime boyfriend Rupert Friend have split up. Her father has confirmed this with Britain’s The Sun:

“Yes, they have broken up. But that’s the way things go, unfortunately. The only option is to get on with things. “They were together for quite a long time and it is always hard breaking up. She’s focused on her work.”

They met on the set of Pride & Prejudice in 2005 and split before Christmas. Apparently the split was mutual.

Photo:  Will Alexander/WENN

Rihanna is going to be gracing a Vogue cover in the near future.  Which one?  Not sure yet.  But who cares!  The fact that Annie Leibovitz did the shoot is exciting enough news to hold me over.  I love her work and I can only imagine what she did with Rihanna. She must be loving it already as she Tweeted last night,

“Just wrapped my first American Vogue cover shoot with Annie Leibovitz…Rah! #SEXY”

Rihanna Thinks Gossip Bloggers Hate Themselves

Rihanna Rocks the LONG Hair and SHORT Shorts [Photos]

RiRi was just nominated for an Image Award through the NAACP.  These awards celebrate the accomplishments of people of color in the fields of television, music, literature and film, as well as honoring individuals or groups who promote social justice through creative endeavors.

The 42nd Annual NAACP Image Awards are on March 4 on FOX.

Photo: WENN

Is it just me, or does it feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor’s surgery in question has been dragged out forever?  They said it was urgent, yet it still hasn’t taken place.  Odd.

Anyhow, her husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt told TMZ that if they hurry and do the surgery (which will they?) then they might be able to save most of her leg.

Zsa Zsa Gabor in Life or Death Situation

But [if they drag their heels too much longer] they may have to remove her entire leg from the spreading infection.  She is tentatively slated for the surgery at some point this week.  I’ll believe it when I see it.

My question remains, why don’t they just do it now.  She’s not getting any younger.

Photo: WENN

Tweeny bopper Justin Bieber and Zac Efron have just been added to the list of presenters on Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards.  Also confirmed to be presenters: Andrew Garfield, Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Michelle Pfeiffer, and January Jones.

The excitement doesn’t stop there biotches. Also set to hit the stage are Robert Downey Jr., Sandra Bullock, Robert Pattison, Jennifer Lopez, Helen Mirren and Kevin Spacey.

Oh lord, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson at the same event? It will be deafening!!!!  Boston cutie Matt Damon has will present screen veteran Robert De Niro with the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime-achievement award.

The excitement is going to kill me.  Will you be watching?

Photo:  Mr. Blue/WENN