Brett Favre and his junk are in trouble. Again. He’s being sued by former massage therapists.  Plural. As in more than one. Where there’s smoke, right?

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Christina Scavo and Shannon O’Toole filed suit today in the Supreme Court of New York. According to Gossip Cop Scavo alleges the knuckle dragging perv:

Sent another massage therapist text messages requesting that she and Scavo “get together” with him. She claims Favre treated her like a “hanging slab of meat” during his 2008 season with the Jets.

Court documents allege Favre sent messages reading, “Brett here, you and Crissy want to get together, I’m all alone” and “Kinda lonely tonight, I guess I have bad intentions.

‘I guess I have bad intentions’. That almost sounds kind of awkward if not pathetic. Scavo’s husband called Brett and demanded an apology. Not only did she not get one, she and O’Toole were never hired again. That’s not suspect now is it?

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If this is all true, Brett Favre is a swarmy, f*cker nuts. He sickens me.  So does the NFL for covering up this douchebag’s sense of entitlement. Oh wait, they fined him $50K. Big deal.

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Poor Selena Gomez. She really should have had a talk with Kim Kardashian before embarking on a romantic relationship with Justin Bieber.

Just like Kim, Selena is starting to receive rabid death threats for taking a vacation in St. Lucia with The Biebs. Personally I think it’s the picture of him with his hand on her ass that has sent the kiddies over the edge.

Parents beware:  if your tween wants to go to St. Lucia LIKE NOW, don’t fall for it. I’m just saying. Kids can be sneaky like that.

TMZ has accumulated just some of the threats:

– roses are red, violets are blue, @selenagomez if you’ll break @justinbieber’s heart I’m gonna kill you :3
– @selenagomez I’ll kill you I swear on GOD!!!!
– @selenagomez If you are the Girlfriend of Justin I will Kill you I HATE YOU :@ !!!
– @selenagomez whore cancer whore..like i’mm kill myself cuz i saw you and Justin kissing well thankyou Selena thankyou now i’m killing myself
– @selenagomez stay away from Justin pedophile, retard wait i’m gonna kill ya in the night underneath your smelly bed

My goodness the little Bieberettes are quite vicious aren’t they? The language that is coming out of their tweeny mouths is disgusting. It’s quite acceptable for someone my age (I’ve f*cking earned it biotches) but for these youngin’s it’s quite disturbing.

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But he made sure to get in one last party at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt before he checked in.  David Arquette has been quite the party animal since his split with Courteney Cox.  But it’s finally caught up with him and he’s taking the first step in mending his ways.

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David checked into a live-in facility to deal with his alcohol issues.

A friend said that he’s doing it because it’s “the right thing to do for his family.”  Well, this is true and I really hope it works. David used to be a pretty stand up guy and I know he’s not in a good place, nor is he being himself.

Get well soon David!

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Chloe Sevigny was in Miami Beach, enjoying the beautiful weather that does not reflect your typical winter.  Wearing a very cute, mismatched bikini, Chloe splashed in the waves and enjoyed the company of her friends, food, and fun for the day.

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So now that Big Love is ending for her, what’s next?   Rumor has it that she’s heading to the Broadway show Extremities alongside Katie Holmes.  I could definitely see her on Broadway with Katie!  I hope this isn’t just an unfounded rumor.  Chloe has been amazing on Big Love and I want to see a lot more of her from here on out.

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