The problem is, most of us won’t want to try them out.  Lady Gaga talked to the Sirius Morning Mash Up about her ways of staying in shape and well, tiny.  The usual… you know, exercise and a strict diet.  Only this diet isn’t the no carb type or anything like that.  It’s the drunk diet.

PHOTOS: Lady GaGa’s Condom-Inspired Outfit

“I am on the drunk diet,” Gaga said. “I live my life as I want to, creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working. But the deal is I’ve got to work out every day, and I work out hung over if I am hung over. And it’s about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga.”

Well, this is the answer I’ve been searching for for years.  All I need to do is keep a nice supply of Jack Daniel’s on hand and my yoga mat out on the floor, and I will be fit and sexy, just like Lady Gaga.  Brilliant.

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