Don’t get me wrong.  It’s not awful.  And simple is good.  It’s just that I’d expect a royal engagement wedding invitation would take my breath away.  I just got an invite for my cousin’s wedding and it did just that, and I am not related to royalty.  So yeah, I was a bit let down when I saw this wedding invite for Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Prince William and Kate Middleton Send Save The Date FAXs

1,900 people received this car in the mail now and only the “best of the best” got that honor.

It reads:

Lord Chamberlain has 
been “commanded by the Queen” to invite the holder to the marriage at Westminster Abbey at 11 a.m. on April 29.

Naturally, there is dress code: military uniform, a tailcoat or a business suit.

Only 600 of the 1,900 guests have been invited by the Queen to a reception immediately following the ceremony in the Abbey.

Then only 300 of those 600 guests are invited to a 
dinner hosted by William’s father, Prince Charles, that night at Buckingham Palace.

I guess all the other guests will just have to feel like chopped liver after the ceremony.  Ha!

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Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer are over it already.  They dated for less than a year and it seems that was more than enough for them.

Sources confirmed to Us Weekly that they made the split official last week when Agron packed up and moved out of their home.

Dianna Agron and Alex Pettyfer at ‘I Am Number Four’ Signing PHOTOS

A couple of weeks ago, there were rumors that they were engaged.  If there was any doubt, I guess this news really settles that matter.

I am pretty curious as to why things went south so quickly.  They both gushed openly about each other on a regular basis and very recently too.

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Michael Lohan’s ex -fiancee Kate Major is pretty fed up with his crazy ways, so she filed a criminal complaint against him, saying that he’s been harassing her constantly.  Michael has allegedly been calling her non-stop and threatening her.

During their last breakup a few weeks ago, Kate and Michael got into a really messy fight when she was packing her things to leave their NYC apartment.  He tried to stop her and all hell broke loose.

Michael Lohan Nose Job Turns Into Being Hospitalized For Chest Pains

Kate went to Florida to stay with her family and that’s when Michael really started in on the crazy phone calls. Kate tried to have his number blocked from her phone and then Michael allegedly threatened to do “something bad.”

Kate filed the criminal complaint on Friday in Florida and she’s planning to file for a restraining order on tomorrow.

Michael told TMZ,

“She has done this many times before, and the allegations always prove to be false.”

Who do you think is telling the truth?

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Britney Spears just released her Hold It Against Me music video and now we are getting a new teaser. This one is from a song that will be on her new album, Femme Fatale called, Inside Out.

Ke$ha Wrote a Song For Britney Spears

Late last night, Britney’s Twitter page revealed the new tease:

“@TheDoctorLuke “Inside Out” – Britney”

Attached was this short audio teaser… but, man.  I LOVE it.  I think it’s going to be a huge hit.  Have a listen:

What do you think?  Doesn’t it sound hot?  It’s only a few seconds long but it totally gets my booty shakin’!  Can’t wait to hear the full song!   Who knew Brit could be such a tease?

It’s time to follow James Franco on Twitter and ‘like’ him on Facebook.  The host for the Oscars on Sunday decided it was time to join the social networking world and he wanted to be sure that we all know it’s really, really him.

Anne Hathaway Has Wardrobe Malfunction in Oscar Promo (Video)

His first tweet yesterday was:

“Hi everybody, here I am on Twitter! This is my FIRST tweet…”

He attached a video of himself, authenticating his realness and you can watch it here.

Later, he Tweeted,

“wow, thanks to everyone following me. I’m on my way to a meeting with one of my favorite artists, Richard Prince.”

I guess that he was surprised by the fact that only five hours into his life on Twitter, he had over 50,000 followers.  His account is going to be loaded with millions very, very soon.

I love this guy and I am so glad he finally got on board.

So on another note, the Oscars note, James got a little advice from Judd Apatow for hosting the big event.  If you have seen this video, you have to check it out now:

You can follow James Franco on Twitter here and Facebook here.

The problem is, most of us won’t want to try them out.  Lady Gaga talked to the Sirius Morning Mash Up about her ways of staying in shape and well, tiny.  The usual… you know, exercise and a strict diet.  Only this diet isn’t the no carb type or anything like that.  It’s the drunk diet.

PHOTOS: Lady GaGa’s Condom-Inspired Outfit

“I am on the drunk diet,” Gaga said. “I live my life as I want to, creatively. I like to drink whiskey and stuff while I am working. But the deal is I’ve got to work out every day, and I work out hung over if I am hung over. And it’s about the cross-training and keeping yourself inspired. I have to say, I do a ton of yoga.”

Well, this is the answer I’ve been searching for for years.  All I need to do is keep a nice supply of Jack Daniel’s on hand and my yoga mat out on the floor, and I will be fit and sexy, just like Lady Gaga.  Brilliant.

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