Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today looking quite sexified in a body-hugging white dress. I can’t tell but is girl braless? I hope she at least wore some undies.

Did you watch the arraignment today? If you missed it, you can check it out at TMZ. The judge warned her that because there is a pending felony case and until it has been settled any violation of the law will see her ass in jail WITHOUT BAIL.

He explained to her that a felony is much different and doesn’t entitle the person to bail. He then went on to tell her she isn’t different than anyone else and ‘Please, do not push your luck’.

Lindsay Lohan Charged With Felony Grand Theft – Could Face Up To 1 Year In Prison

Lindsay Lohan Has Big Plans Today

Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley and the prosecuting attorney Danette Meyers are expected to work out a plea deal that will reduce the charge from a felony resulting in much less jail time. Harvey Levin had stated that because of overcrowding in jails and whatnot she could serve significantly less time than she otherwise would have.

Bail was set at $20,000 for the felony charge and $20,000 for the revoking probation in her DUI case for a total of $40,000.

As much as I would hope she ‘gets it’ I’m beginning to wonder if she does or ever will. Was this a misunderstanding or what?

What do you think? Does Lindsay get it or not?

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J.C. Chasez, 34,  is seen leaving the gym after a workout and, I don’t know, but those are some funny looking faces he’s making, right?

It almost looks like he’s got a stiff neck. How fun is working out with a stiff neck? Ever done that? But that shows just what a dedicated person this NSYNCer is.

I bet a few of you out there would like to massage his neck and make him feel all better, yes?

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It’s official: Lindsay Lohan has been formally charged with felony grand theft for stealing a $2,500 necklace from a Venice Beach jewelery store.

Lindsay Lohan Has Big Plans Today

Her bail has been set at $20,000 and if convicted she could face up to 1 year in a state prison. Not jail. PRISON. TMZ is live streaming the arraignment which will occur at 1:30 p.m. PT.

What do you think of this? Justified or is she being targeted?

Ashlee Simpson, 26,  has filed for divorce from husband of 2-1/2 years Pete Wentz her rep confirms:

“After careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to file for divorce,” the couple said through a spokesperson. “We remain friends and deeply committed and loving parents to our son Bronx, whose happiness and well-being remains our No. 1 priority. We ask that everyone honor our privacy as we navigate this next phase of our lives.”

The reason is cited as irreconcilable differences and the couple did not have a prenup! Ashlee has Laura Wassar as her lawyer and is seeking primary custody of their two year old son Bronx and also spousal and child support. Pete is repped by Stacy Phillips. There is no word on how long they have been split up for.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz Hits Broadway

Although there is talk Pete’s erratic behaviour was the reason behind it, there is also talk they just grew apart.

Are you surprised by this split?

The gorgeous and super-talented Famke Janssen, 46,  has landed herself the role of leader of witches in ‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’.  Cast so far in the Paramount Pictures movie in the title roles are Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton.

Famke Janssen & Licorice In New York

Famke Janssen @ Radiohead Haiti Benefit Concert

The movie is described as:

Title characters who, 15 years after their narrow fairy tale escape from the gingerbread house, become specialized bounty-hunters looking to take down the witches that almost killed them

Gary Sanchez is set to produce the movie but no word on when it will be released.

Minds out of the gutter people Elizabeth Taylor, 79, was telling Kim Kardashian, 30, that size does matter when it comes to DIAMONDS. The two sat down where Kim interviewed Liz (that is wrong on many levels)  in the March issue Harper’s Bazaar:

“The Krupp is an extraordinary stone,” Taylor says. “It has such life and brilliance when light shines through it. Size does matter, but so does the size of the emotion behind it.”

The Krupp is the 33.91 karat diamond given to her by Richard Burton (husband #5 and #6). He also gave her a 69.42 karat diamond ring. CAN YOU IMAGINE??? My  god, I just can’t imagine what that is like to wear. Husband #3 Mike Todd gave her a 29.4 karat diamond. I wonder if Ms. Taylor will adopt me?

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Kim goes on to say:

“You are my idol. But I’m six husbands and some big jewels behind”

As the legend tells her:

“I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands,”"For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else.”

But diamonds and husbands aside, she knows she’s lived a blessed life:

“I have never felt more alive than when I watched my children delight in something, never more alive than when I have watched a great artist perform, and never richer than when I have scored a big check to fight AIDS.”

Her bottom-line advice: “Follow your passion, follow your heart, and the things you need will come.”

That issue of Harper’s Bazaar hits newsstands February 22.