Gee, I wonder why?  Brooke Mueller has apparently had enough of the scary side of Charlie Sheen and she got her lawyer to got to court late yesterday and get an emergency restraining order.  Charlie had no idea it was coming, and these days, even if he did, I don’t think he’d know the difference.

Charlie Sheen and Spencer Pratt – A Train Wreck Made in Heaven?!

This protective order requires Charlie to stay 100 yards away from Brooke and have no contact of any kind with with her.

In true Charlie Sheen fashion, he went to TMZ and responded to the order,

“Great.  I was already planning on staying 100 parsecs away from her.”  BTW, a parsec is a “Star Wars” term for 3.26 light years.

OMG.  Did you know he’s on Twitter now?  You have to follow him just to hear these hysterical lines.  The guy has lost his mind and it’s not coming back.  I know it’s sad, but he’s brought it on himself.  The guy did way too many drugs and now he’s sprialing quickly into his young grave.

Let the freak show continue.

Photo: Twitter