Jason Statham and his partner Rosie Huntington-Whiteley do lunch at Joan’s on Third in Los Angeles looking as tight as ever. Damn it. I kid. Not really.

There was some commotion recently about whether or not these two were engaged because Rosie appeared to have a ring on her wedding finger the other day. However that proved to be untrue and she stated they aren’t engaged.

I think it’s just a matter of time before these two solidify their commitment. Normally that would make me hurl chunks at my laptop because he is smoking hot, but my future husband Kiefer Sutherland is following me on Twitter so I don’t care if I even bathe at this point.

Unless I were meeting Kiefer. Then I would bathe and even shampoo my hair. He gets the full Annie experience, sans the Loch Ness Look. It’s what I do.

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