When your life is spiraling out of control, your mugshot is surfacing, and the world is laughing their asses off at you, the best thing to do is announce a new show you just landed…. because everyone will want to watch right?

BREAKING: Christina Aguilera and Boyfriend Arrested

That’s Christina Aguilera’s game plan right about now.  Yesterday we got a nice look at her fugly mug, and continued shaking our heads, wondering how someone who seemed pretty clear headed went so far off the beaten path.  Well, as long as she can keep herself out of jail and cars with drunks for drivers, Xtina will be a musician coach on NBC’s upcoming show, The Voice.

Well girl, I think America is more anxious to see you get your feet back on the ground and clean up a bit.  Perhaps it’s time to dump the dumb ass guy who is dragging you into the pit you are now sitting in.  Matthew Rutler is a very obvious issue for her. I hope she wises up before she starts burning bridges.

I am pretty sure that her son, Max would love to have his mommy back.

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