Charlie Sheen took to Ustream again to indulge us in his rant of who he hates. He entitled this edition of Sheen’s Korner: Building the Perfect Torpedo.

As I write this it is 2 a.m. so I’m either extremely delirious, he’s really genius or this video just doesn’t make any f*cking sense. I’m choosing Door #3. It looks like he’s reading off a teleprompter or something.

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He calls Chuck Lorre ‘Chuck-E-Cheese-Ball’ and refers to him as a little worm. Chuck has taken the high-road (or is in hiding) on this and not publicly spoken about it although he did have a vanity card at the end of Mike & Molly the other week that addressed the situation but didn’t really make sense to me then either. I’m beginning to think English is not my first language.

I’m including pictures of Charlie Sheen celebrating being fired from Two and A Half Men where he is wielding a machete and drinking Tiger Blood at the Live Nation studio where he had a meeting.

One thing is apparent from all of this, and that is Charlie Sheen’s descent into madness is happening at a very rapid rate and I hope for his sake, for his kids’ sake that he gets help before it’s too late.

Roseanne wrote a brief post on her blog in which she aptly titles it: charlie sheen makes me look sane.

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