O.M.G.  Are we serious?!  Oh yes.  We are serious.  The man-stick loving people over at Playgirl want to see what Anderson Cooper has hiding under his bushel.

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“He’s got this charisma that a lot of our readers are attracted to, plus now he’s all muscled, [so] he’s not only smart but also hot,” Nardicio says. “Both our male and female readers love Anderson.”

Sure, they love him.  But so they love him nude?!  I don’t think I want to see that.  No, I know I don’t want to see that.  Thankfully we know that this will never, ever happen.  That would equal career suicide.

Don’t quit your day job, Cooper.

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