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Rachel Bilson heads to the airport BricksandStones

Joey McIntyre teams up with Hear The World for PSA CelebrityVIPLounge

Rachel Zoe goes into labour! CelebutanteSisters

Charlie Sheen kisses Jimmy Kimmel on the lips (video) DailyStab

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Chris Brown went into a rage  backstage at the Good Morning America show smashing a window in the process. The reason he melted down? He was asked on-air about the assault Rihanna suffered at his hands.

Robin Roberts of Good Morning America asked him about the incident, but Chris tried to steer the interview towards his album (which was the purpose of why he was there). Robin kept going back to the incident. Enter meltdown afterwards. Of course he’s not going to do it on air. But did he really think it wouldn’t hit the press

Brown’s screaming in his dressing room (after the interview) was so loud security was called. When he threw a chair against the windows in his dressing room pieces of glass fell onto 43rd and Broadway.

He Tweeted (and then deleted) about the incident:

“I’m so over people bringing this past s**t up!!! Yet we praise Charlie sheen and other celebs for there bulls**t.”

He’s still on probation. That can’t be good for him. To see the video of the interview head on over to TMZ.

Photo: TMZ

Russell Brand talked to the folks at Details Magazine about wife Katy Perry, life as a recovering drug and sex addict, and how his character in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Aldous Huxley, was rewritten for him after his audition:

On his marriage to Katy: “at once the most mundane and spectacular thing in the world.”  “There are a lot of areas where I’ve simply relinquished decision-making. It really does make my mates laugh, though.”

On being cast in Forgetting Sarah Marshall: Aldous Snow was initially written as a proper English chap, a writer.  “We were convinced the casting director had played a gag on us,” says director Nicholas Stoller. “The hair, makeup, clothes—I think he had 18 belts on? Jason [Segel, the film’s star and screenwriter] asked Brand about the role, and he said he’d ‘had a cursory glance’—what a thing to say to a director and writer.  Asked about improv, it was as if he’d never heard of that either.  Then he started in.  When he left, Jason got up and did a jig.”  The part was rewritten.

On his tabloid-fueled rocker-sex-god persona: “Well, it seems obvious that to turn myself into a character—incredibly theatrical and rock-and-roll and languid and sexualized—was to emphasize areas where I was confident, to draw the eye from the obvious deficit of a man only just getting over being a junkie.  I’ve very confident in the physical manifestation of a rocker.  And there are aphorisms I still deem tight: the carnal self is the true self.  In that barbaric, marauding period of promiscuity, there was a type of Aleister Crowley ‘Do what thou wilt’ as the sum of the law.  That voice you use when you come?  I was using it to perform.  Not some distant, attic-dwelling emotion brought out occasionally, like a front room you never use except when the vicar visits.  I was in there fucking all the time.”

On coping with addiction: “The only way to cope is with a program.  If you stop doing recovery, even eating too much chocolate, something will flare up, and I know where that leads, because I’ve been there before.  To me, gravity is heroin, and then death.”

Head on over to Details for the entire interview.

Christina Aguilera’s promo spot for her upcoming TV gig, The Voice actually makes me want to squeeze in yet another reality show onto my DVR to-do list.

And she’s not alone on this star studded show!   Blake Shelton, Cee Lo Green, and Adam Levine are there as well and Carson Daly is hosting!

Christina Aguilera Put Her House On The Market

They are simply going to concentrate on the voice.  Screw the performance and the appearance.  This show is all VOICE.

Check out The Voice premiere on April 26 at 9/8c on NBC… I think this one is going to be a WINNER!

What an upstanding human being. Michael Lohan was arrested last night for domestic violence, false imprisonment and preventing the reporting of victimization.

TMZ is reporting that his girlfriend called police around 9:30-10:00 p.m. saying they got into an argument and it got physical. Apparently she has the physical markings on her body to back this claim up.

Michael was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Centre claiming he had chest pains but will be arrested upon his release.

I have zero respect for any man hitting a woman. It’s one of the lowest forms of life (that and abusing animals, children, elderly people and those with disabilities). But being the cowardly douchebag that he is, he ‘allegedly’ tried to prevent her from reporting it. If you aren’t on Twitter, or haven’t seen him on Twitter, here’s his bio:

A whole new beginning, living the life I loved and God wants. Filled with people of a similar heart

Interesting huh? Talk is cheap. Actions speak much louder than words. This guy is such a talker.

I sincerely hope she finds the strength to stay away from him. No woman deserves that.

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