Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas called it quits like five minutes ago, so it must be time to find a new guy right?  Well, that’s just what my girl Ashley Greene has done.  Who knows if this is serious, it is likely just revenge….that’s my kind of girl!

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Have Split Up

Right after word of the split came out, Ashley went out with her ex from 2009, Kings of Leon bassist, Jared Followill.  And yes, they make a very hot couple.  Did I love her with Joe?  Of course.  But this Jared guy could be a little more her type.  She did go straight back to him after the split, right?

What do you think?  Would you rather see Ashley with Joe or Jared?

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Well, that will never happen.  But, you can pick up the knockoff version for under twenty bucks!  I had to post this because I just saw this commercial on TV…. all royaled out and stuff.  Acting like this is something Prince William and Kate Middleton would approve of.  OMG.

Prince Harry Awards Medals In Portsmouth – PHOTOS

This As Seen On TV ad is selling a look alike ring for $19.90.  Seriously?  Charge at least $100 and give it some sort of dignity!  I mean, why not pop it in a gumball machine over at the pizza joint and call it a day?  Wow.  I would be pissed if I was a royal being exploited like that!

Lindsay Lohan has had herself some big plans.  She has been completely adamant that she is innocent.  She has refused the plea deal, maintaining her innocence to no end.

Well, coming up on Friday, it’s do or die.  Lilo goes back in front of the judge to either accept the plea deal that does in fact  include jail time or to say hell no, and take it to a trial in front of a jury.

Since When Is Lindsay Lohan Allowed To LEAVE?

Up until the last couple of days, Lindsay has been planning on a jury.  Well, she’s been in NYC, spending a little time with her mom and her home town.  Things started resonating, and she’s facing her reality.  Jail.

If she were to go to trial and lose, she’d get a long jail sentence and prison time.  If she takes the plea deal, she will get a super short jail sentence that will be reduced greatly thanks to overcrowding.

Lindsay is going to take the plea deal.  It’s all but set in stone.  You might think she is stupid… but she’s not.  She just makes really bad choices.

What are your thoughts?

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Prince Harry tends to his royal duties by visiting the HM Naval Base in Portsmouth England where he presented medals to soldiers who had served in Iraq. This was his very first medal presentation.

PHOTOS: Prince William and Kate Middleton Return to St. Andrews

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In addition to awarding medals in Portsmouth:

He went on to lay the foundation stone for the new £36m museum housing Henry VIII’s flagship, Mary Rose.

When awarding medals he spoke with 24 year old Leading Seaman Sam Dixon of HMS Grimsby:

“I was immensely proud to receive a medal from Harry because not everyone gets such an opportunity.

“He asked me if I was a mother figure on board as the senior wren and I said ‘of course’.”

Holy Royal Crap. Since when is 24 senior’?? Mind you Harry could call me an old dried-up ho-bag and not only would I not disagree with him, I would thank him for calling me a ho-bag and giggle like a stupid biotch.

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Okay.  So we know that Lady Gaga has a very unique sense of fashion.  But what about her day to day, normal beauty regime? Well, she did tell People that her mom, Cynthia Germanotta and Princess Diana are her beauty influences.

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Gaga’s mom taught her to wash her face with Ivory soap, but she has skipped that piece of advice.  How many nights a week do you think Lady Gaga goes to bed wearing her makeup?

“Seven. That is not good for your skin, but I’m blessed with good genes.”

One thing she insists on?  Sunblock.  It’s always in her bag.  It’s true, can you imagine Gaga with ANY color at all?  OMG!

“I don’t like to tan my face because it’s bad for wrinkles.”

So what else?  She hates that she has to get her hair lopped off because she bleaches the hell out of it…. being a natural brunette, this is killing her hair.  Then there are her shoe issues.  I am always wondering how the hell she handles those insane things. Well, they kill her too, so she’s always dying for a good foot massage to ease the pain.

What’s Gaga’s best beauty tip?

“Just go with your gut,” she urges. “Whenever you try to be someone else, it’s boring.” Perhaps that’s why she’s skipping mascara and fake lashes these days. “I think it’s more modern not to wear [either]. I just wear eyeliner.”

I don’t know if I could do that… only eyeliner?  I think I’d be afraid of myself….. but the rest of it sounds pretty good.

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If you think you have what it takes to play the part of the late Tupac Shakur, then today is your day.  Morgan Creek Productions and Skee.TV/Karmaloop.TV have announced an online casting call for, Tupac, which is based on the life of the legendary Tupac Shakur and will be directed by Antoine Fuqua.

The casting call kicked off on Friday, March 18.  Auditioners are uploading their videos to InSearchofTupac.com.

Scott “DJ Skee” Keeney, founder of Skee.TV said,

“We are excited to partner with Morgan Creek on this innovative casting call.  This audition process is a great example of utilizing today’s ever-evolving technology to reach fans and actors around the world to pay homage to a hip-hop legend.”

How hard will it be to find the right guy to fit the bill?

“We’re looking for someone with the right mix of raw charm and charisma for the role,” says producer David Robinson. “At this point, we’re more concerned about finding someone with the ability to give their entire heart into the performance than just looks and personality.”

I think that is definitely the key.  Heart.  Passion.  That’s what’s going to win this role.  Actually, more like earn the honor.

Good luck everyone!

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