Miley Cyrus will cut you if you bump into her mother y’all. Some paparazzo found this out the hard way when he bumped his camera in to mommy Cyrus. He practically mowed over her to get a shot of Miley and Miley went off on him.

Now to those of you who read this blog regularly, you know I’m not a huge Miley fan, but I totally agree with her on this. I don’t think he intentionally did anything to her mom, but in his excitement to get a shot he wasn’t paying attention to where he was going. And that’s just wrong. Boy did she tell him! I love it.

Charlie Sheen and his goddesses have their hands full sorting through the 74,000 applicants they have received from over 181 countries. One would have to stay awake all night. Not that he sleeps much anyways.

Charlie Sheen Pretty Much Hates Everyone – Video (NSFW)

The job is for a social media intern and the ‘winning’ applicant will be paid for the 8-week position. I’m sure if you applied with a sex tape, naked pictures or an invitation to party you will go to the top of the list.

But be quick kittens as you only have until Friday before this opportunity of a lifetime is gone. Would you ever work for him? Could you work for him? Personally I think it would be such a dysfunctional environment what with the ‘yes’ people he surrounds himself with. But that’s just me. I’m probably jealous, lol. #Jealous

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Britney Spears is GORGEOUS on the cover of Out Magazine with the tag line ‘Hit Us Baby One More Time’. And Britney has done just that with the tidbits of her album Femme Fatale that she is teasing us with and her answer to their email questions.

How many years has Britney been around? Something tells me this woman is only just beginning. She is better  than she’s ever been, and being the survivor that this magazine article clearly reminds us that she is, nothing is going to keep this good woman down. You go girl!

Pictures and the response to their questions after the break.

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Russell Brand paid a visit to the ladies of The View where he talked about what it was like not only being married to Katy Perry but what her lips are like (on her face pigs):

“A conduit to paradise! A tunnel to another world. They are redemption! Salvation! Glory! Poetry!”

Please just kill me now. It sounds like she is already cranking out the ‘honey do’ lists:

I’m like a butler now. I think it’s because I’m English, she thinks I’m a butler.

“My life used to be about chaos, glass, blood, madness, but now it’s, ‘Go and get that fridge.’ That’s after five months, how am I going to be a decade down the road? I’ll be like a servant man, polishing windows and gardening.”

Like any married couple they argue and are quite ‘ordinary’:

“It’s nice to be married to Katy Perry but you’d be surprised how ordinary the marriage is.

“The other day I was wearing a shirt and she said, ‘Are you wearing that shirt out?’ And it was not a proper question, it was like she meant, ‘Get it off’. And I had to take it off.”

Impressive! He’s caught on the to the marriage thing rather quickly.

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It’s starting! It’s rehearsal time for the Dancing With The Stars’ professionals and celebrities and we’ve got the photos for you.

DWTS’ Carrie Ann Inaba Engaged

Dancing With The Stars’ Season 12 Celebrity Line Up Revealed

Are you excited about the lineup? A lot of people aren’t, unfortunately, but you never know, right? Season 12 of Dancing With The Stars could surprise everyone. Kendra Wilkinson, Chelsie Hightower, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Kirstie Alley, Romeo and Louis Van Amstel can be seen leaving/arriving at the studios in Los Angeles Monday.

Maksim’s partner, Kirstie Alley tweeted about rehearsals:

“Getting stronger and stronger every day … and feeling more and more alive … this dancing is good for the soul,”

And what does Maks think of his partner:

“[Kirstie] is trying really hard to impress me! I must admit………I’m impressed!” he wrote. ”Having an absolute blast at rehearsals,” he Tweeted, “so far.

Season 12 starts on March 21. That’s about a week and a half away. Will you be watching? Who do you think will be the front-runner?

Pictures after the break

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Marie Osmond is probably going to be in a very foul mood today upon learning that The Franklin Mint has announced the Kate Middleton doll which goes for $195 a pop. The doll comes complete with the blue engagement dress that Kate wore in her and Prince William’s public announcement back in November as well as the jewelery (plastic of course).

This is one of two dolls being released with the second being a Kate Middleton Doll in full wedding attire which of course can only be released after the big day in April.

The Franklin Mint says that the Princess Diana collection of memorabilia was the biggest selling to date. Keep in mind kids, that was before the internets were born:

“The memorabilia will be much more available in the world market just because you can buy things on the internet … It will have a positive impact on the merchandising of this event.”

While I love me some Royal Family events, I’m not about to serve dinner on plates with their faces on them, nor do I see a need for a doll. However, to each his own and you just know The Franklin Mint is going to be laughing in their tea and crumpets all the way to the money vault.

One would think that the Royal Family would be controlling the merchandising of this wedding, but a rock concert it’s not. They realize they couldn’t possibly control all of it but just ask that the collection be kept classic. In other words, scratch that toilet paper idea you just jotted down: ”We want items that are permanent and significant.” Mind you isn’t their a condom out  their with the royal couple on the package?

The Franklin Mint is only issuing 5,000 dolls worldwide and is taking orders now. If you order both the engagement doll and the wedding dress doll you’ll save on shipping. The wedding dress doll is $295 and you can get both for $490. You can order them here and thank me later.

Photo: Franklin Mint