Jerry O’Connell wants to take over for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Not! This is simply a Funny or Die spoof, but man! It is hilarious! I guess I am just enjoying all of the mockery. Sheen is out of his ever loving mind. Nothing he is doing makes any sense. It’s the biggest train wreck of the 2000′s. He’s making Lindsay Lohan look really, really good right about now.

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I figure we might as well try and enjoy the comedy that is this situation by watching the late night spoofs and now this Funny or Die video. And yes, Charlie is loving it too.

Watch:

Guy Ritchie and his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley are having a baby!  They have been together for about a year and now things are going to the next level quickly.   This is their first baby together and Guy has a 10-year-old son with Madonna, Rocco.

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“They have been keen to start a family,” a source said of Ritchie and Ainsley.  ”We expect to hear wedding bells next year.”

Congrats to the happy couple!

Photos: WENN

Director of Justin Bieber: Never Say Never, Jon Chu has taken on  G.I. Joe 2. Talk about directing diversity!  Bieber to action flick? Very interesting!

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Anyhow, Paramount Pictures has announced a release date for the movie,  August 10, 2012.  This will be three years and three days to the date after the Stephen Sommers movie G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra opened.

I personally think that Channing Tatum is a total hunk of eye candy that I could munch on all day.  So as long as he returns as Duke, I will be in line to see this one.

Could Lindsay Lohan actually catch a break in the whole necklace stealing fiasco?  It kind of looks that way, but then I won’t believe it till I see it.

The jewelry store in the middle of the drama, Kamofie & Co. sold the surveillance video of Lindsay walking out of the store, with the necklace on.  But that had a ton of footage that showed her in a light that would suggest she didn’t steal the necklace.

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So the prosecutors are mad because this make the store lose a ton of credibility and could make the D.A. lose the case. Lindsay has to be doing the happy dance over this one.

You better believe that this is going to affect the whole plea bargain situation. Lindsay isn’t going to accept any jail time, she’s made that much clear.  And now with the tape being sold, things are looking up.

With the whole world getting a look at the tape and the credibility of the store going down the drain, I am putting my money on Lindsay.

What do you think?

Photo: WENN

Kiefer Sutherland meets and greets fans in New York outside the Bernard B. Jacobs theatre in New York where he is making his Broadway debut in Jason Miller’s 1972 Pulitzer prize winning (as well as Tony Award-winning) drama That Championship Season.

Chris Noth as well as Jason Patric (his late father wrote the play) are also outside signing autographs but my crazy eyes could only focus on Kiefer. Rounding out the cast are Brian Cox and Jim Gaffigan:

“On the anniversary of their victory in the Pennsylvania state championship game, four members of the starting lineup of a small-town Catholic high school basketball team gather with their coach to re-live their youthful glory. As the night progresses, the long buried grudges and secrets of the once-confident players surface, threatening not just their solidarity, but the meaning of their victory. With savage humor, That Championship Season probes the darkest aspects of the American dream of success at all costs.”

The play has its official open tonight at 6:30 p.m and runs through until May 29.

In case you’ve been on some remote island where internet is an unknown word, Kiefer joined Twitter. You can stalk follow him @RealKiefer.

Photos: Ivan Nikolov/WENN

Kylie Bisutti was the coveted 2009 Victoria’s Secret Model Search and she has done nothing but sizzle since that major debut into the world of fame.  And now she’s gracing the cover of FHM and she’s well… ridiculously sexy for this of course.

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The 21-year-old talked to FHM about what her first year as a Victoria’s Secret model,

“I recently went to a resort in St Barts that was right on the water,’ she says.  A huge room, a five-star resort. It was beautiful and the whole things was paid for. Food, massages. It’s crazy how much they spend on their girls.  I’ve got a load of free underwear, a lot of free bras and different stuff like that.”

Of course there are rough moments even for a sexy model,

“I was doing a shoe campaign in the street, and a girl walked by and yelled, ”This girl needs to eat something!’ ”Everything inside of me wanted to yell back, ‘I got through a whole pizza last night!’ but that wouldn’t have been the most professional.”

Guess what her favorite dinner is?

“My favourite dinner is probably spaghetti and meatballs.”

I am guessing portion control is her secret if she actually eats that.  Ha!  You can’t hate the girl for being beautiful.

Photos: FHM