Scarlett Johansson is boning Sean Penn.  Yeah, that’s gross.  What is not gross, and is actually rather hot, is that Ryan Reynolds is hooking up with a super sexy German model, Agnes Fischer.

It’s Official: Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Are Doing It

This new couple was spotted being affectionate down in Cape Town, South Africa where he is filming his latest flick, Safe House.

She watched him on set while he shot scenes, then they left together, very PDA-ish.  I love it!  I think Scarlett has been classless in this whole breakup and I want Ryan to find happiness and be able to fully move on from her.

Photos: GQ

Gwyneth Paltrow is back for another round on the hit show, Glee.  Playing sub, Holly Holiday, she brings the naughty leather with the song, Do You Wanna Touch Me.  At the end of the song she says:

“So just remember whenever you have sex with someone, you’re having sex with everyone they’ve ever had sex with. And everybody’s got a random.”

Man I love her!  Now watch Paltrow tear it up!

I am loving this side of her.  I hope she keeps making these appearances and keeps pursuing the musical side of her career.  She’s amazing.

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Catch this episode, Sexy on March 8.

MLB big shot, Pete Rose has officially filed for divorce from his wife of 26 years, Carol Rose.  They have been legally wed since 1984 but he’s been with Kiana Kim openly since 2009.  He even went on Howard Stern with her to brag about their sex lives.  Yes, that Pete Rose is one classy guy.  I’ve always liked him about as much as I like splinters in my fingers.

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Pete naturally cited irreconcilable differences in the divorce papers and is even willing to pay spousal support without a fight for it.

Bottom line here, Carol is much, much better off without this douche bag.  Being legally rid of him will be the best thing that’s happened to her in a very long time.

Congrats to Carol!  I think she should legally change her name as well….. just sayin’.

Photo: TMZ

TMZ is reporting that David Arquette has been in a head-on crash when he was driving his silver Cadillac in West Hollywood.

He’s pictured here on the ground and bleeding, but has since been taken away in the ambulance. It’s not known how serious the injuries are at this point.

The vehicles look pretty bad. I hope that either he, or anyone else was not hurt seriously.

….story developing

Source & Photos TMZ

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Former Dancing With The Stars‘ professional (and I say former because it doesn’t look like she’s ever coming back which is very unfortunate) Julianne Hough has been cast to join New Line/Warner Bros. film Rock of Ages.

We  reported earlier this week that Tom Cruise was set to play Jaxx in the film. Who knew he could sing, right? Julianne is perfect casting given her background in dance and her singing. She also made her first film debut in Burlesque along side Christina Aguilera and Cher.

Adam Shankman is set to direct the film (that’s him pictured with her above) and had nothing but glowing praise for the beauty calling her: ”nothing short of a miracle” during the audition process.”It was a star-is-born moment,” he said. Mary J. Blige is also set to be in the film.

Have you seen the show Rock of Ages? I saw it the week before Christmas and had heard that it was amazing. I enjoyed it but probably would have enjoyed it more if we got one of those make-shift lighters. I pouted a bit for not getting one, but I have to say it was actually really very good.

Photo: WENN